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Kim Zolciak Joins Our List Of 15 Hottest Celebrity Body Paint Canvases

Kom Zolciak joins our 15 hottest celebs in body paint

Sorry, Bravo, that we haven’t been tuning in for Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding. It’s just, well, the name instantly puts Kim Zolciak’s godawful “song” in our heads. Which, we know, is exactly the point. Anyway, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star’s wedding planning spin-off certainly caught our attention this week, when the 34-year-old decided on a clever gift for her fiance, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann: getting his football jersey painted on her naked torso for a sexy photo shoot. This is actually way sweeter and more personalized than mere lingerie, don’t you think? Also, weirder.

Anyway, the photos got us thinking about all the other lovely ladies who’ve been using their bodies as canvases of late — though actually, for not as sweet reasons. Rihanna did it for her recent “Where Have You Been” video. Heidi Klum did it for an Astor ad. Ashley Greene did it for Sobe. (None of them went for the same wrinkly shirt illusion as Kim, either, by the way.) Which is your favorite look?

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Hayden Panettiere’s Sexiest Beach Bowl Camera-Face

Let’s for a second forget about Christina Aguilera flubbing the national anthem on Super Bowl Sunday, and focus on Hayden Panettiere here, at the 5th Annual Beach Bowl held at Victory Park, in Dallas, Texas. By the looks of her expression, one would think she screwed up majorly, right? Not so much, because she won the Most Inspirational Player at the celebrity heavy event revealing, “I won an award – for football. It has to be because the ball hit me in the face.” Will wonders ever cease.

Held one day before the Super Bowl, this years beachy ball game featured Team Palladia with the likes of Josh Duhamel and Joe Manganiello and assistant coach, Matthew Morrison, proving brawn really doesn’t always come up trumps. Beauty either, because they had last years MVP, Marissa Miller, too. They lost to Team Spike that had Panettiere, Jerry Ferrara (who won Most Valuable Player), Jessica Szhor and Chace Crawford. But getting back to this picture, we’re guessing someone clicked right before that ball smacked Hayden in the face. Check out our gallery for more photo’s of sporty stars.[Photos: Splash News Online/Getty Images]

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The 100 Hottest Celeb Bikini Pics Of 2009

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Since we can’t celebrate peace or prosperity while we’re at war and our economy is in the dumps, we’re ringing in the new year with the next best thing: celebrity bikini pics! Our gallery is ordered from one to 100, with one being the hottest. We tried sticking mostly to candid photos, but bent the rules a few times — especially for Miranda Kerr (her Victoria’s Secret shots are just too hot!).

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1. Miranda Kerr (More Miranda Kerr bikini pictures)
2. Ashley Dupre
3. Annalyne McCord and sis (More Annalyne McCord bikini pictures)
4. Kim Kardashian (More Kim Kardashian bikini pictures)
5. Caroline Vreeland
6. Carrie Underwood (More Carrie Underwood bikini pictures)
7. Bar Refaeli (More Bar Refaeli bikini pictures)
8. Adrianne Curry
9. Sienna Miller (More Sienna Miller bikini pictures)
10. Eva Mendes (More Eva Mendes bikini pictures)
11. Holly Madison (More Holly Madison bikini pictures)
12. Rosario Dawson
13. Elin Nordegren
14. Katy Perry
15. Sophie Monk
16. Coco (More Coco bikini pictures)
17. Coco
18. Alessandra Ambrosio (More Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures here and also here)
19. Miranda Kerr
20. Vanessa Hudgens
21. Amber Rose
22. Nicole Scherzinger (More Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures)
23. Jessica Alba
24. Rihanna (More Rihanna bikini pictures)
25. Nicole Richie (More Nicole Richie bikini pictures)

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Matthew McConaughey Shines At Ghosts Premiere

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Matthew McConaughey looked plenty smooth with girlfriend Camilla Alves at the premiere of Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past last night. Alves—banging in a backless gown—Jennifer Garner, Emma Stone, Lacey Chabert and Marissa Miller brought the hotness, while Michael Douglas brought the the future of McConaughey’s face. Just kidding—we know Mateo will never lose that glow.

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Marisa Miller Better Watch Her Back

We have no idea who this model is posing for Victoria’s Secret in St. Barths, but we think she has a shot at becoming America’s Next Top Underwear Model. Marisa Miller, the Sports Illustrated cover girl who topped Maxim‘s last Hot 100 list, holds that fictitious title for now.

But this new girl, like Marisa, is perfectly toned and tanned and has the legs of a giraffe (a good thing in modeling!). Also like Marisa, she looks sexy whether she’s giggling, running through the water, or staring at the sky as if she were about to make love to the sun.

The only difference between the two models, in our uneducated opinion, is that New Girl doesn’t have an all-American look. Nope. She doesn’t. We don’t know why, but we think she’s French. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Editor’s note: Scandalist readers have pointed out that “New Girl” is ultra-established model Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s Brazilian, not French. We apologize for the lack of research. We also apologize for misspelling Marisa Miller’s name. This has been corrected and the writer has been lashed.

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Sexiest Of ’08: Megan Fox

We asked you to vote for the year’s sexiest celeb as part of The 2008 Scandalist Awards — and 46% of you chose Transformers hottie Megan Fox. Most voters seemed to agree with Scandalist reader Vania, who commented: “Megan Fox all the way, she’s gorgeous and she’s not that skinny, she’s healthy!” See full results below.

Scandalist Mobile Winner: Megan Fox narrowly beat out Eva Mendes.

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Sexiest Of ’08: Vote Now!

Three actresses and one supermodel dominated movie screens, runways, commercials and magazine spreads in 2008. Curvacious Scarlett Johansson piqued imaginations by kissing Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and kissing Natalie Portman in real life, then broke hearts by getting hitched to Ryan Reynolds. Marissa Miller graced the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, made mouths gape with here Victoria’s Secret modeling, and catapulted to the top of Maxim’s “Hot 100″ list.

Megan Fox, who became a bona fide sex symbol with last year’s Transformers, cranked up her bad-girl image by telling GQ that she had a love affair with a female stripper. And actress Eva Mendes modeled undies for Calvin Klein and posed topless for Vogue Italy. Rumored to be in negotiations to star in the American version of Y Tu Mamá También (plot: two young men, one woman), we’ve already shortlisted her to be a contender for next year’s Sexiest award.

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Victoria’s Secret Heats Up Miami

Victoria’s Secret unloaded an army of models from a yacht and invaded the beach with a photo shoot in advance of its fashion show on Saturday. The show, which also served as a celebration of the reopening of the Fontainebleau resort (once a playground for the Rat Pack), featured an Usher performance, angel wings, plenty of panties and a $5 million dollar bra made of black diamonds and rubies. Recession, you say?

It’s been a buzzworthy year for Victoria’s Secret models — and it’s not just mega-celebrity Heidi Klum that’s capturing all of the attention. Marissa Miller topped Maxim‘s Hot 100 List. Miranda Kerr made headlines last week with rumors that she’s engaged to Orlando Bloom. Alessandra Ambrosio stumped the bra and panty modeling world by returning to the runway a mere three months after giving birth. Brazilian papers claimed that Karolina Kurkova has been doing fashion shows with “cellulite on her butt.” Whatever. And Adriana Lima made an appearance on Ugly Betty. Bring her back, please. [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Ahoy Beauties!

Alessandra Ambrosio and a group of Victoria’s Secret Angels posed on a yacht in Miami, Florida yesterday for a photo shoot. Alessandra gave birth to Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur less than three months ago and already this hot mama has her body back to tip top shape. Karolina Kurkova, who battled “fat” comments earlier this year, shows off her fit physique. One of the newest Victoria’s Secret Angels, Marissa Miller, joined her model pals as they vogued for the cameras. Check out our gallery of these Victoria’s Secret Angels as they set sail into a sea of sexiness… [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Victoria’s Secret’s Newest Angel

Victoria’s Secret has chosen Marissa Miller as its newest Angel. Marissa, 30, joins the long line of famous Angels including Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks. Miller tells People, “It’s like a dream come true. I’m so excited. It’s so cool too because my sisters and my mom and I are longtime customers, so to be an Angel is pretty surreal.”

Marissa, who is 5’8″ and 110 pounds claims she doesn’t see herself as “Marissa Miller the model.” But she states on her website: “It would be stupid to let it go to my head. It’s modeling — I didn’t find the cure for cancer, you know?”

Other than surfing, Marissa also states that before her busy days as a model, “There were days when I would make a pie from scratch just for fun.” But, sorry guys, this domestic diva is taken. She has been married to producer Griffin Guess since 2006. [Photo: WireImage; Source: People.com]