by (@unclegrambo)

Mark Sanchez Completes Hail Mary, Scores Himself A Few Sleepovers With Kate Upton

Let’s see how many football-related puns we can work into this little post about New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez being spotted in the lobby of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton‘s apartment building at all hours of the night. Let’s see, we already used “Hail Mary” in the headline, so how about this: Usually Mark Sanchez is the one being tackled, but this time around, it appears he’s sacked Kate Upton. Or maybe: The only thing Mark Sanchez is better at than handoffs is getting his hands-on Kate Upton. Perhaps this? Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez huddles up next to the tight end of Kate Upton.

Ok, we give up. If you can do better (and we sincerely hope you can), show us in the comments. Best comment wins nothing less and nothing more than our undying affection.

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Hayden Panettiere Hanging Out With NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez

Well, he’s certainly her type. Less than a month after splitting from hulking boyfriend Vladimir Klitschko, Hayden Panettiere stepped out with New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez and another couple to get some In-N-Out Burger in Laguna Hills Monday. TerezOwens said last week that Hayden and Mark were initially friends, with the Heroes star making romantic moves after she was dumped by the 6’6″ Ukranian boxer. While Mark Sanchez is only 6’2″, that’s still a solid foot above Hayden’s height—more than enough for the Jet to qualify as a suitable rebound hunk.

Despite posting photos of Hayden & Mark’s “date,” RumorFix says their source claims the pair are “just friends.” That’s all well and good, but we wouldn’t be surprised if Klitschko called up some tiny, blond European “friends” to grab some chow as soon as he saw the shots. How long before musical loving Mark takes the lady to a Broadway premiere?

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by (@missmuttoo)

Mark Sanchez Is Not Good Enough For Jamie-Lynn Sigler

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So Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jets QMark Sanchez have been seen out and about together a couple of times. Is somethings brewing? He says no. “I met her at an event at the Tribeca Film Festival, and we were both compensated for being there and both happened to be in the same place,” he told radio station KLAC in Los Angeles.

More explanations: “So they took all these pictures of us watching the video, kind of doing what we were supposed to do so it looked like we were awfully close. But yeah, she’s a sweetheart, we’ve hung out across New York. She’s a great girl, but I mean she could probably do much better than me.” Sanchez was also spotted with Sigler at the Broadway play “Race.” Deny it all you want Mark, but where there’s smoke – and there’s definitely smoke here – there’s gotta be fire, right? He’s younger too… Rwar!

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