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The Situation Is Out Of Rehab

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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is out of rehab already! As you know, there was some major “is he, or-is he not” back and forth about his rehab status, as his rep initially wasn’t confirming the story. It didn’t matter because Sorrentino himself announced he was in rehab soon after, making the confession on his blog. [...]

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The Situation Is Suing Abercrombie & Fitch

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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is taking Abercrombie & Fitch to the cleaners. This shouldn’t come as a massive surprise to them as he had already sent over a cease-and-desist letter for selling T-shirts emblazoned with versions of his own catch phrases, “The Fitchuation,” “GTL … You Know the Deal” and ”GTL Fitch.” Yes, he’s actually [...]

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Abercrombie Offers The Situation Money To Not Wear Their Clothes

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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino isn’t known so much for wearing clothes as he is for yanking them off in public settings to reveal his abs. Consider the fact that he occasionally has star shapes buzzed into his hair, and it’s no surprise that clothing companies aren’t lining up to make him the latest style icon. [...]

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The Situation Wants To Be The Next De Niro. Or The Rock

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Not content with merely being a a stomach flashing reality tycoon, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino wants a chance to flex his acting muscles, which he seems to think are as big as his biceps. In fact, he wants to follow in the footsteps of great thespians like Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Leonardo DiCaprio…and Dwayne [...]

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Michael Lohan Fights, Bonds With The Situation’s Dad Over Celebrity Boxing

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Michael Lohan may be boxing talk radio host Jeremy Loper in Ft. Lauderdale this weekend, but it was Frank Sorrentino—the estranged father of The Situation—that he wrestled with at last night’s press conference in advance of the match. The dueling deadbeat dads, have been exchanging threats all week. “Hey Mike, let me send you a [...]

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Presented Without Commentary: Vinnie & Pauly D Rendered In Florence

Vinnie & Pauly D sit for a caricature artist on the streets of Florence, Italy. Rumors of a brutal fight between The Situation & Ronnie popped up from the Jersey Shore set yesterday, though MTV has only confirmed that the Sitch needed medical attention after an “accidental injury in the house.” [Photo: Splash News Online]

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The Situation Finally Gets A Jersey Shore Spin-Off Deal From MTV

With spin-offs for Pauly D, Snooki and J-Woww already in the mix over at MTV, we were starting to wonder if the ol’ Situation—once Jersey Shore‘s shining star—had been left out in the cold. Was it his pathetic performance at the Donald Trump roast? The fact that his priceless reaction shots would be worthless without [...]

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The Situation Suits Up For Donald Trump’s Roast, Almost Booed Off Stage

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino loves his suit jackets, but he’s really not much for formal wear otherwise, usually pairing them with a t-shirt, jeans and necklaces. So it was a remarkable sight to see him looking dapper from head to toe at Donald Trump’s Comedy Central Roast last night. Sure, he didn’t wear a tie—which [...]

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Jersey Shore Just Got Mini-Me’d

Gah! Our eyes! It’s pint-sized Snooki, mini-Situation and little J-Woww! Luckily, this isn’t for real. At least we hope so. All we know is the JWoww tweeted this picture of these tiny guidettes and guido, writing, “Omg lol classic RT @HannahNeverman: love this. @sn00ki @ITSTHESITUATION@JENNIWOWW” We’re thinking it’s a very late Halloween picture by a [...]

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GQ Men Of The Year Are Way More Fashion-Forward Than We Can Comprehend

If this were any other event, we would just assume that Johnny Knoxville, Kid Rock and Michael Kenneth Williams made poor fashion choices and then proceed to mock them mercilessly. But they were invited to the GQ Men of the Year Gala last night at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. And we were not. [...]