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Would You Watch These ‘Eaten Alive’-Inspired Celebrity Shows?

Does Iggy or Nicki‘s backside provide for better cushion during long travel? Would Gwyneth Paltrow be up for trying fast food? As if. Could Chris Brown put up with dating himself? Probably. How would the Kardashian-Jenner sisters deal without cameras around for a whole 24 hours? Inspired by Discovery’s recent Eaten Alive special that pitted a man against an anaconda, we came up with some hypothetical yet dangerous celeb-inspired shows in the same vein. Read more…

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Most Shocking Celebrity Camel Toe Moments

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What is camel toe, you ask? It’s “punani” gone awry, “yum yum” that just won’t cooperate, “coochie” in a state of defiance. Most embarrassingly, camel toe is visible for the whole world to see — usually due to overly tight jeans (Khloe Kardashian), hot pants (Nicki Minaj) or bad performance attire (Miley Cyrus, cover thyself!). Why do people care about camel toe? Because some have a juvenile interest in glimpsing O.P.P. (Other Peoples’ Property). Here at Scandalist, we believe it has something to do with being repressed in childhood. We’ve compiled photos of the most ridiculous celebrity camel toe moments ever. Warning: even males aren’t safe from the camel toe.

Relive Miley Cyrus‘ camel toe heavy performance at the 2013 MTV VMAs.

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Nicki Minaj Goes Juggalette On The Cover Of V

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We all knew we’d be blow away by Nicki Minaj‘s cover of V Magazine, but who knew girl would burn it down looking like Dia de los Muertos Barbie? Inside the mag Nicki Teresa opens up about her smash album Pink Friday, dream collabo with Taylor Swift and efforts to just “do her.” Based on all the jaw-dropping costume changes Minaj packed into one magazine, we’d say that she’s doing her just fine!

[Photos: V Magazine]

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Nicki Minaj Fantasizes About Tim Burton. Being In His Movies, That Is.

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We already see Nicki Minaj in our dreams; why not on the big screen as well? In an interview with King, Nicki talks about her acting aspirations, which are temporarily on hold until she gets done destroying the rap game. “I’d like to play someone in a Tim Burton movie, where I get dressed up and painted and crazy,” Minaj revealed. It’s almost time for a Edward Scissorhand remake, right? If Nicki still has the claws she wore in Ludacris’s “My Chick Bad” video, Tim can basically start shooting tomorrow.

Not that Minaj would just settle for the emo stylings of the Beetle Juice director. “Then I want to be able to do some action stuff, like Angelina Jolie…And then I’d like to just play a regular girl who, you know, is facing the world. Something really sentimental and organic, that girls all around the world can identify with. You know, how Jada Pinkett Smith did in Jason’s Lyric.” Or let’s just re-make Jason’s Lyric, since no one remembers it at all (sorry, Jada!). Frankly we’re ready to re-shoot the whole Criterion Collection if it means we get to see more Nicki. [Photo: Getty Images]