Well, not quite, but that had a nice ring to it. Rings were actually exchanged on a beautiful yacht in New Orleans when Nicolas Cage‘s son Weston Cage married Nikki Williams yesterday. It looks like such a pretty ceremony, and it’s nice to see the actor all cleaned up after his messy brush with the [...]
Nicolas Cage Arrested For Domestic Violence, Bailed Out By Dog The Bounty Hunter
More bad behavior to report, and it ain’t about Charlie Sheen this time. Nicolas Cage was arrested on Saturday morning in New Orleans for domestic abuse and disturbing the peace. The actor is in town to film a movie called Medallion. Apparently, Cage was so “heavily intoxicated” when the po-po got to him, that he [...]
TheFABLife’s Ten Biggest Hollywood Hacks Of 2010
It can happen to the best of us. One minute you’re lounging in your silken dressing robes, sipping cognac while you stare into a fire made out of $100 bills, the next minute you realize, whoops, you forgot to make those lease payments on your private island! For the past 12 years! Oh, did we [...]
Nic Cage Drops Off Face Of The Earth (No, It’s Not The Plot Of National Treasure 3)
Reportedly, Il Divo Nic Cage has not only decided to bail on his current film project Trespass, but has also chosen to drop off the face of the planet to do so. According to insiders, “Cage abruptly backed out of the film late last week and then left on vacationâ€â€apparently to the Bahamas.” Doesn’t Cage [...]
Nic Cage Will Only Eat Animals That Have “Dignified” Sex
If Nic Cage is embarrassed about the financial meltdown that forced him to sell off his castles and that “frathouse bordello,” the Kick-Ass actor isn’t telling anyone. Instead, he’s telling us that only animals that have “dignified” mating rituals are granted the honor of being chewed upon. “I love all animals. I have a fascination [...]
Alanis Morissette Gives Her Thanks To Prince Of Persia
Thank U, Gyllenhaal. Thank U, synergy. Thank U, corporate resurgence! Alanis Morissette was on hand for the Prince Of Persia premiere in LA last night, having recorded “I Remain,” the track that plays over the film’s closing credits. “I saw a screening of the movie and immediately felt compelled to write a song within 10 [...]
Bankrupt? Who’s Bankrupt? Nic Cage Buys 9 Ft. Tall Pyramid Tomb
Nicolas Cage‘s money problems may have forced him to sell off his castles, but nothing’s going to keep him from going out in style. TMZ reports that the Kick-Ass actor has purchased a “nine-foot tall pyramid-shaped super-tomb” in New Orleans, which the Cage plans to be buried in, presumably after he’s struck by lightning on [...]
Nicolas Cage Brings His Beautiful Blond Self To The LA Kick-Ass Premiere
You want to make fun of Nicolas Cage‘s money problems? Fine. His “frat house bordello” mansion sold for mere millions? That’s fine, too. Still laughing at those Wicker Man clips? Go right ahead, buddy. But never forget that Nic is awesome, too awesome to let his miserable finances keep him showing off his dynamic new [...]
Presented Without Commentary: Nicolas Cage’s Hair Is Something Else
When one owes million in back-taxes, it makes sense to find ways to cut back on your expenses. Like, say, firing your barber, as Nicolas Cage appears to have done. Cage and his Sorcerer’s Apprentice co-stars were at WonderCon this weekend to talk about the film, but we’re wondering if people were dying to talk [...]
Nic Cage’s Manager: “He Was Broke Before I Got There”
In a countersuit against Nicolas Cage (who wants $20 million for being lead to “financial ruin“), ex-manager Samuel Levin accuses the star of being millions of dollars in debt before he took the role of Cage’s manager in 2001, and that the star was warned he’d need to make “$30 million a year just to [...]
