If you don’t learn something new from the red carpet at the annual AVN Awards in Vegas…congrats, you know a lot about porn. While we recognized Joslyn James from her Tiger Woods sex texts and Mary Carey from Celebrity Rehab, we must admit we’d never encountered this blue individual named The Infamous Boom Boom on the right…and we strongly advise against googling…it if you’re at work. Woof.
See more stars in the gallery below, from porn princesses like Jenna Haze and Bree Olson to adult entertainment enthusiasts like Pauly Shore and Dave Navarro. Sadly, 2010′s Breakout Star Of The Year Sasha Grey skipped the event, despite a) being in Vegas and b) being nominated for nineteen trophies. Maybe she knew she wouldn’t win any!
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We don’t know whether to laugh or cry about this news, so we’ll just put it out there: Pauly Shore has signed on to be in a reality show about his quest to adopt an African baby. The show was originally filmed as a documentary but, given that Bruno cornered the market on comedic movies about adopting African babies, it appears to have been turned into a series. (Who knew there was a market for that at all?)
Shore, a.k.a. The Weasel (we miss you, MTV from the 90′s), is a self-confessed recovering sex addict who had already had one failed reality series on TBS, so while he’s not quite at Andy Dick level crazy, this still sounds like a really terrible idea. The series will air on Showtime. [Photo: GettyImages]
What is moose knuckle, you ask? It’s the male version of camel toe, of course! And we have the best — or most disturbing, depending on your point of view — exposures of celebrity bulges ever compiled, including revealing shots of Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Terrell Owens, Mark Wahlberg, David Duchovny and Bret Michaels. Check out our camel toe collection, then dig in to the moose knuckle …
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