“At the end of the day I probably let myself down, I let my family down, I let other people down,” Prince Harry sighed during a recent interview about his nude Las Vegas photos taken last August. To which we say…do you even know your family, Harry? Maybe things were different when Queen Elizabeth II was a girl, but if the last couple decades have taught us anything, it’s that you could barely be considered a British royal without at least one scandal in your back pocket. So don’t worry, Harry! You’re just joining other infamous royal scandals such as…
Prince Charles needs to have some control over what his very expressive face does, especially on royal visits. The man could start a war! This photograph was taken at Arlander airport in Sweden as he and Camilla arrived for an official tour. Not seen in this photo but accompanying them was the only royal who could possibly match Prince Harry in the hotness stakes in our eyes: Prince Carl Philip. Of Sweden. Where he’s known as the Duke of Varmland. So hot!
But we digress. What is going on with Charles? He was getting out of some sort of plane with two people helping him. It’s not particularly strenuous. Perhaps he ate a smorgasbord earlier that just then, decided to have a party in his stomach? Perhaps he was trying out a new “the royals aren’t stuffy” look? Maybe he saw Carl Philip and the aura of hotness was too much for him to look at? Which we can understand. We’d probably do the same. Kidding. That’s probably him remembering that he forgot to tell Mummy that he was popping over to Sweden. And Mummy would be seh-riously displeased about that.
Oh look, it’s our future husband! Please don’t ask us how many times we’ve watched this video of Prince Harry dancing, because it’s an embarrassing number. He’s in Jamaica currently — wait, we have to interrupt this to just point out the genius putting together the royal calender and sending Harry, who is known to have a gooood time mon, to the Caribbean? Excellent move. Right, so he’s in Jamaica on an official visit as a part of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations. He visited a youth center in Kingston where, during the event, a performance to Bob Marley took place. And of course, one of the dancers pulled up Harry, who was quite aptly, wearing a pair of blue (suede) shoes. Watch the video yourself to see if his reggae moves worked for you? Because they certainly worked for us. We’re going to call Harry and his older brother Prince William the ‘dancing Royals’ from now on. Remember how William broke it down at Centrepoint a couple of months ago? We think Harry wins this round solely for those pretty solid hip movements. We doubt they get it from their father, Prince Charles. Remember this?
But what’s also really beautiful is that two families, royal and commoner, have become one. So to celebrate and commemorate the nuptials, we’ve put together a gallery of the Royals and the Middleton family at Westminster Abbey! From Pippa, James, Carole and Michael who looked so proud of their daughter and sister, Kate (loved that Sarah Burton dress!), to the royals led by a sunshine-yellow clad Queen Elizabeth II and her main man Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, they’re all in the photos below. Enjoy! [Photos: Getty Images]
Score! Here’s your first look at Prince William and Prince Harry arriving at Westminister Abbey. Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles (who is looking very elegant in an Anna Valentine outfit and Philip Treacy hat) have also arrived. And how can we forget the Queen herself who is wearing sunshine yellow? But for now, focus on the two princes… don’t they look gorgeous? Prince William, a member of both the Royal Air Force and the Irish Guards, is wearing the crimson uniform of the Irish Guards. More photographs of the Royal and Middleton family coming up. Side note: Harry is such a hottie! [Photos: Getty Images]
This clip may have been hidden in the murky depths of YouTube for sometime now, but bless whoever resurrected it. It shows a vintage twinkle-toed Prince Charles in the 1980’s busting out some breakdance moves at what seems to be a nightclub. And true to form, he’s wearing a suit! With two men instructing him, Charles even gets down on the floor to awkwardly attempt the moves and even throws in a rubber knees! Why hasn’t this gone viral yet? It’s beyond us because this is the Best.Video.EVER! Especially with the Royal Wedding tomorrow, guys. You know this is exactly what Charles is going to do when it’s time to par-tay! Don’t forget to tune into all our coverage of the big day!
Really, England? We’d have thought that all the hoopla aroundPrince William and Kate Middleton‘s engagement would’ve made the whole country feel gooey and mushy and generally non-violent. Clearly, not the case, because someone or the other is always going to be pissed off at the monarchy.
The latest target of the anger-angst were Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles, riding in their Rolls Royce on their way to the Royal Variety Performance in London. Annoyed by a bill that just increased tuition fees, student protesters chucked white paint, bottles and bins at the car while Camilla and Charles were in it! We haven’t brushed up on our British Royalty 101 lessons, but aren’t they supposed to travel with a cavalcade and bodyguards and the like? What the hell were they doing? Why didn’t James Bond-esque agents jump in and sort it out? Scotland Yard? MI6? You listening?
An apparent eye witness commented, “They were whisked inside as soon as they arrived. All security were on hand to protect them as they entered the theatre. Charles kept a hand on Camilla’s back and she looked very unsettled by what had just happened.” Uh, no s— Sherlock.
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