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Watch Jarvis And Reeve Carney Try On Porn Names In An Elevator

-By JARVIS!

Reeve Carney! How cool! I’ve been obsessed with him since his Broadway days when he played Spider-Man! Thank God I ran into him on the elevator today, because I’m obsessed with his new Showtime series Penny Dreadful, which actually scares the living daylights out of me!!!

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Reeve Carney And Ashley Greene Are Done Even Before We Realized They Had Begun

Ashley Greene, Reeve Carney Break Up

Our bad, people. We searched our memories and our archives and realized we had spoken about the fact that Reeve Carney and Ashley Greene were, in fact, dating — it’s number 12 on the list of the story we just linked. But that little bit of information totally slipped our minds. Maybe it’s because Ashley’s got serious game and will always be the quintessential player in our minds. Seriously, the lady’s dated most of everyone we find hot, with Ian Somerhalder, Gerard Butler and Chace Crawford to name a few dudes. Carney, her now ex-boyfriend, plays Spider-man on Broadway, FYI. And even though they’d been dating ten odd months, they’re now dunzo, with US Weekly reporting, “They are over. Reeve seems to be fine and it was just crazy with their schedules.” But what about Ashley? She seems to be okay too, debuting a new red hairdo and jetting off to South Africa.We wonder how long they’ve been broken up. Ashley was just lamenting the lack of a boyfriend to Marie Claire, as she is their cover girl for the November issue. I’ve gotten very good at detaching whenever I have to go away for three months, which I realize is hard on friends and kind of selfish,” she says. “You go on a couple of dates, and then someone ships off to do a movie. It’s not like you’re going to fly out and see them, because it’s not serious enough for that.” Now we just want to give her a hug.

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