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Kevin Hart Teaches You How To Sext

Do you want to sext that special someone but don’t quite know what to say? Maybe you dream of sending a naked pic or two but get scared? Well never fear – Kevin Hart is here to show us all the X-rated ropes. Hart’s character in About Last Night is all about penis pics and XXX messages, so we asked him and co-star Regina Hall to teach us how to throw down the sexy talk. Watch and learn, students. (And go see About Last Night – it’s hilarious and in theaters on Valentine’s Day!)

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No, Kara DioGuardi! No!

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We’ve always been critical of Kara DioGuardi on American Idol because she tends to mug for the camera and flirt obnoxiously and basically act like an unpleasant person, despite her knack for writing catchy pop songs. Basically she rubs us the wrong way, which is why it grosses us out to see her pose for Maxim wearing next to nothing and now, posing for Allure in literally nothing. Perhaps what freaks us out most about this shot is that to us it looks like she’s in diaper-changing pose, her bare, waxed butt is just so IN OUR FACE. DioGuardi explained that her photo session “was less about beauty than about taking a risk and showing people a side of me they have never seen.” Indeed.

And we’re all for tastefully done nude shots, by the way – the accompanying photos, seen here on  the Allure site,  of Emmanuelle Chriqui, Jessica Capshaw, Regina Hall and Colbie Caillat don’t bother us one bit. We might have to address our DioGuardi issues with a therapist soon, it’s becoming a problem.

[Photo: Popeater/Allure]

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Ciara Comes Out For Death At A Funeral Premiere

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Ciara‘s new single “Ride” doesn’t drop until later this month, but that didn’t stop the singer from stepping out to the Death At Funeral premiere in Hollywood yesterday. Most of the cast came out for the event, including Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, James Marsden,  Tracy Morgan, Regina Hall and Zoe Saldana, along with well wishers like Eddie Murphy, Kevin James. Rock’s last collaboration with director Neil LaBute, 2000′s Nurse Betty, was a flop—will they have better luck with this twisted family comedy? See photos of these stars and more in the gallery below.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Style And Statements At Law Abiding Citizen Premiere

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We’re not sure why Gloria Allred was holding a “David Letterman Say No To Sex In Your Workplace” sign at the Law Abiding Citizen premiere in LA last night. Assuming Letterman is even considering saying “yes” to sex in his workplace again after the extortion debacle, we’re not sure this is the best way to make sure the Late Show host gets the message. And why was she at the premiere in the first place? Because the word “Law” is in the title?

Making more sense on the red carpet were stars like Regina Hall, Sanaa Lathan, Jamie Foxx, Eva Marcille and Tyrese Gibson, though Gerard Butler did get a little silly turning a long photo lens of his own to the paparazzi. Check out who else made the scene in the gallery below.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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