To live the life of a celebrity you need a few key things: a good makeup artist like Rihanna‘s, to cover up the effects of a bad night, a hair stylist like Jennifer Lopez‘s to give you voluminous sex hair 24/7, and a good publicist to keep all of your dirty secrets under wraps. These jobs are essential in helping you look and be your absolute best — because we’re all basically famous, thanks to Instagram — but VH1 staff members agree that some Hollywood jobs are beyond ridiculous. (We’re talking to you, Kim K.)
As if Jessie James Decker wasn’t too busy juggling reality TV, music, and being an all-around fabulous mom, she’s adding love guru to her resume. Seeing as how she scored NFL hottie Eric Decker — who is ob-sessed with her — we started taking notes way back when they’re reality show Eric & Jessie: Game On first premiered on E! (You know, the one that made us love them and hate our lives at the same time?) With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lopez, Rihanna, Drake, and more smokin’ hot celebs on the market in 2015, it’s about time they start taking notes from Jessie, too. Read more…
The winter chill is approaching, but that doesn’t stop celebs from stripping down for our viewing pleasure. This month, the usual suspects like Rihanna and Erica Mena heated things up on Instagram, but bombshells like Jessie James Decker and Olivia Culpo also got in the mix, proving they remain hot year-round. Read more…
What is camel toe, you ask? It’s “punani” gone awry, “yum yum” that just won’t cooperate, “coochie” in a state of defiance. Most embarrassingly, camel toe is visible for the whole world to see — usually due to overly tight jeans (Khloe Kardashian), hot pants (Nicki Minaj) or bad performance attire (Miley Cyrus, cover thyself!). Why do people care about camel toe? Because some have a juvenile interest in glimpsing O.P.P. (Other Peoples’ Property). Here at Scandalist, we believe it has something to do with being repressed in childhood. We’ve compiled photos of the most ridiculous celebrity camel toe moments ever. Warning: even males aren’t safe from the camel toe.
Relive Miley Cyrus‘ camel toe heavy performance at the 2013 MTV VMAs.
Rihanna may have to brush up her acting skills, Jesse Tyler Ferguson admits to being caught with gay porn, Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell duke it out, and more in today’s Last Lap.
We’ve heard of establishments with a “No Shirt, No Service” rule and we’ve heard of swanky restaurants with a “Jacket Required” pre-requesiate. We’ve never heard of a place where you have to wear a jacket, but go topless, but according to this year’s sexiest magazine covers, it’s the latest and greatest fashion trend that will never hit the mainstream.
Think insurance is boring? Think again! Celebrity is all about looking good, but sometimes diet, exercise and plastic surgery isn’t enough. That’s where the insurance man comes in. Many famous faces have taken extra precautions to protect their most valuable assets: their body. Holly Madison just became the latest Hollywood hottie to insure what their momma gave ‘em, but believe us when we say that there are a hell of a lot more than just her. From J-Lo’s booty to Dolly Parton’s breasts, Celine Dion’s voice and Bob Dylan’s lack-of-voice, check some of the craziest celeb insurance plans below! Don’t worry, we’ve come to terms with the fact that Heidi Klum’s left leg is worth more than we’ll ever make in our lifetime. You will too. Promise.
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She may be bad, but she’s certainly good at it. Rihanna took to the stage at England’s V Festival over the weekend in shorts that redefined short-shorts. The sassy singer is known for her provocative (some would say “risque”) concert attire, so these booty shorts could be seen as downright demure by her sizzling standards. Maybe she was meeting the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge for tea afterwards. Riri completed the ensemble with an unbuttoned denim shirt knotted at the waist, creating a Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island look. Provided they ever opened a Gilligan’s Island themed strip club. Check out more of the leggy look in the gallery below!
Michael Lohan. Billy Ray Cyrus. And now Rihanna‘s dad: the latest in the grand tradition of attention-starved Hollywood papas. In her new Vogue interview, Rihanna talks about her father and his odd behavior toward the press, including dishing to tabloids and handing out Rihanna’s childhood photos. “It really makes me question what I have become to my father. Like, what do I mean to him?” the Vogue cover model wonders. “It’s really strange. That’s the only word I can think of to describe it, because you grow up with your father, you know him, you are part of him, for goodness sake! And then he does something so bizarre that I can’t begin to wrap my mind about it. You hear the horror stories about people going behind people’s backs and doing strange things, but you always think, not my family. My father would never do that to me.” We’re sure Thora Birch thought the same thing; now she’d be lucky to book an Arby’s commercial.
One particularly upsetting example of Dad FAIL occurred when Rihanna’s dad spoke to the press about Chris Brown on multiple occasions, and without his daughter’s permission. “That was the first time,” she says. “My dad went to the press and just told them a bunch of lies. Because he hadn’t talked to me after.. that whole thing… He never called to find out how I was doing, if I was alive, nothing. He just never called. He went straight to the press and got a check. And now he does it again. Now I’m like. Whatever. I tried.” If it’s any consolation, at least Mr. Rihanna hasn’t booked his daughter any fake gigs on Letterman. Oh yikes, sorry. Didn’t mean to give him any more awful parenting tips.
If Rihanna’s Vogue cover make the singer look like a beautiful merperson, Rihanna’s Vogue photos taken all together make her look like Ariel’s bad-ass older sister. Arista, maybe? Possibly Attina? That fish woman does not mess around. Shot by Annie Leibovitz, Rihanna alternates between frolicking on the beach and glowering at the camera. We don’t know if you can smoke or drink if you live underwater and have the internal organs of a fish, but if so, Rihanna would be doing it. Either way, you can tell she’d sooner slap a sea witch across the face than give up her voice for a dude.
As the cover girl for Vogue‘s Shape issue, Rihanna discusses her workout routine in the April issue. “I hate going to the gym and doing it the old-fashioned way,” the singer admits. Well, ellipticals aren’t built for aquatic animals; it’s an issue of skeletal structure. Oh, you know what…we’re going put down this issue for a little bit and walk away. We’ve been looking thinking about this analogy for way too long.