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Adrien Brody, What Happened? And 8 Other Questions The InAPPropriate Comedy Trailer Raises

Rob Schneider, Lindsay Lohan, Adrien Brody and Michelle Rodriguez in InAPPropriate Comedy

We’re still waiting for someone to tell us that InAPPropriate Comedy is actually an elaborate hoax (is it some April Fools-like holiday we’ve forgotten about?), because it’s too hard to believe that it’s actually real. It basically makes Scary Movie and Movie 43 look like Lincoln. As we watched the red-band trailer (after the jump, due to NSFW content) with our mouths hanging open, these are the questions that immediately came to mind:

1. Really, someone gave Vince Offer, the ShamWow/Slap Chop guy money to make a movie?

2. Does Rob Schneider need the money this badly?

3. Adrien Brody, did you lose a bet or something? Did you forget that you’re hot and won an Oscar?
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Hot Gals, Schlubby Guys At Grown Ups Premiere


The number of TV shows and movies that involve a slovenly (but usually lovable and funny) guy paired up with a hot, sexy woman is huge. King of Queens, Knocked Up, Entourage, According to Jim, and now Grown Ups are all admissable in this category. If you were a foreigner looking in on American culture, you’d think that all women must be size 2 models whose only desires in a mate are a sense of humor and lack of vanity.

Cut to the premiere of Grown Ups, where this adage proves true, not only onscreen, but off. The male stars of this film couldn’t be bothered to even dress up for the red carpet (to be fair, David Spade and Rob Schneider look nice, but the rest of them – yeesh). Meanwhile, all the women in attendance looked hot and completely out of their league. Salma Hayek would still look more amazing than any of those men if she wore her Frida Kahlo unibrow and her Vampire’s Assistant beard. Need a closer look at the gender disparity? Take a gander at our gallery for proof.

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Birth Dating: Who’s Older? Rob Schneider Or Dermont Mulroney?

Rob Schneider joined the cast of Saturday Night Live in 1988, and quickly became known for sitting next to a copier and spouting gibberish. Dermot Mulroney broke out in Young Guns the same year, going on to play countless love interests over the next two decades. Both were born on Halloween, but which one is older? The answer is after the jump.

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