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Robert Pattinson Tries To Put World Off Him, Fails

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Robert Pattinson may do his best to convince every single girl and woman on the planet that he’s just an average schmo, but it’s so not working.  In a(nother) new interview to promote New Moon, Rob claims that “if the fans were to talk to me for five minutes – the illusion would be gone!” Yes, because they would have passed out in a quivering heap and not be able to see their beloved “illusion.”

In the interview with New! magazine, Rob also addresses those rumors and admits he is a bit shy with a bar of soap: “it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting!” and that I’m-a-loser-with-ladies thing: “Any girl I’ve wanted to go out with in the past, I’ve lost to someone else.” You can do everything in your power to put us off you Rob, but, hey, everyone can’t get enough of your dull, stinky, hopeless self. [Photo: FilmMagic]

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RPattz: My Ego Can’t Cope With Success

Twilight star Robert Pattinson has already had the shock of his life, by signing up for a “really small” American film only to turn into the biggest craziest girl-obsession ever – and the poor love now admits he doesn’t know how to cope with the ever-escalating attention. After ‘fessing that he normally “stay[s] in the hotel” when he’s filming because of the teen-girl-and-snapper mob outside, RPattz admits that he’s finding it hard to come to terms with the success.

“It worries me because the whole Twilight thing keeps getting bigger and bigger and now it’s so big that even my own ego can’t cope with it. A certain amount of success you can mentally deal with, but there’s a point where you think, ‘Jesus Christ, what is this? I’m not that great!’” he told the Sunday Times magazine. But with vamp-freaks the world over drooling in anticipation of the New Moon release next week, Rob’s going to have to find some more space in that ego for further global craziness…

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Kristen Stewart On RPattz Rumors: “I’m A Lesbian”

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If you look at photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, it’s kinda easy to tell they’re together. They spend every second givin’ each other they bone eye, ya know? But people are still hungry for some sort of confirmation from the couple (even though this recent Harper’s Bazaar interview all but confirms it), and so poor lil’ Kristen gets asked about her relash status a lot. Constantly. Daily.

So when Entertainment Weekly sat down with the mulleted Twilight star and asked if she’s currently petting Robert Pattinson, she kinda went off in that sassy way only a 19-year-old can pull off. And you know what – we totally love her for it. In Kristen Stewart‘s words:

“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it. But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f—ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child? I’ve thought about this a lot. There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’  I’m just trying to keep something. If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F— off!’”

So there you have it, Twi-hards. She ain’t gonna ever reveal if she and Rob run their fingers through each others’ greasy hair, and you better believe Rob ain’t either. Apparently he tried to give a polite answer to EW’s question and his fiery little co-star cut him off to continue her rant. Now that’s how we like our starlets: sassy and with something to say.  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Twilight Fans Are Running Out Of Drool

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New Twilight photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart from the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar have just leaked on the web, rendering Twi-hards unable to work, speak, eat or breath. All they can do is gasp and squeal (and Twitter about said gasps and squeals) over the 47+ pics of their beloved Bella and Edward, groping each other in Prada couture. Even if you loathe everything about vamp mania, you can’t deny that these pictures are about as stunning and sextastic as they come.

Harper’s Bazaar will be revealing the actual Robsten cover tomorrow. Think they’ll switch things up or is this one the final pick?

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Check out the full gallery over at Robsessed. [via KStew411]

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Robert Pattinson Looks Sexy While Eating Corn

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Okay, Rob, we get it. You’re ferociously sexy doing anything. The hottest vampire on the planet is featured in the December issue of Vanity Fair, wherein he’s photographed by Bruce Weber lying in bed, falling off a piano bench, and waiting at a bus stop…all while looking impossibly gorgeous. Accompanying the photo shoot is a candid interview in which RPattz reveals one of his legs is longer than the other causing him to look “like an idiot,” denies a relationship with co-star Kristen Stewart, and says he thinks he resembles a “cartoon character.” We’re not sure what cartoons he watched growing up outside London, but he definitely doesn’t look like anything we’ve seen on a Saturday morning.

Did we mention these pics are outtakes? We can only imagine what made the final cut. The December issue hits stands November 4th. [Photo: VanityFair.com]

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Rob And Kristen Sneak Out Of Canada

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were photographed together at the airport in Vancouver today, looking absolutely miserable as usual. Shooting wrapped on the third Twilight flick, Eclipse, at 4:30 AM (ya know, the time when the dawn breaks), and the introverted pair then busted out of Cananda while decked out in what has become their standard uniform: a pair of Ray Bans, a grungy hoodie and a frown.

Who can blame them, really? The world is obsessed with their every move, even when those moves are totally boring (Remember those photos of Kristen Stewart with her knitting stuff? I mean, really).

For more Twilight photos, check out our ultimate Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart photo gallery and pics of the Twilight cast before they were stars. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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OK!’s Insane Obsession With Rob And Kristen

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We’re less than a month away from New Moon, and of course the tabloids are beefing up their coverage of our favorite couple that never touches in public: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (see our ultimate Robsten photo gallery). But OK! Magazine has gone above and beyond in covering the couple, with some of the most absurd claims we’ve ever seen. We’ve compiled the 11 covers OK! has dedicated to the grungy pair since the beginning of May, and judging from their allegations, Rob and Kristen have really dealt with some serious ups and downs since reportedly getting together.

For fun, here’s our interpretation of OK!’s suggested timeline of six months of Robsten love drama: Kristen’s gotta pick Rob or her ex (Michael Angarano) – Wait, screw Michael, they’re in love – Ohhhh, now they’re obsessed with each other like Eminem and Mariah – Nope, Rob’s doin’ that chick from “Lost” – Oh, hey now, they’re back together again and it’s steamy – HOLY EFF THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED – Hm, this marriage thing sure is risky for Rob for some reason – Hey! They’re not private, we’re hanging out in their house! House? What house? It’s over!

Why, just a few weeks ago Ron and Kristen were engaged and canoodling in their “celestial palace,” and yet this week they’ve just magically gone and called their “wedding” off (Gossip Cop’s call bullsh*t on the story, natch). Forget that Kristen’s not even 20 years old and they’ve never actually even come out as a couple. Next thing you know, OK! will have them reconciling in space and adopting orphans from Africa while training to ride unicycles. Anything to sell a couple of issues, eh? [Photos: OK! Magazine]

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TheFABLife’s Ultimate Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Gallery

As part of our, uh, Twilight hobby, TheFABlife has combed through tons of pics to bring you this massive photo gallery of everyone’s favorite maybe-couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Even if there’s nothing going on between the two (or is there?), they at least look lovely together on-screen (peeps pics from New Moon).

Check out our gallery below and remind us in the comments of any of favorite photos of them together that we may have missed. Long live Robsten! [Photo: GettyImages]

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Insider Claims Rob Is “Jealous” Of Taylor

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Their characters are rivals in the Twilight movies, and now Robert Pattinson may have some real-life beef with his smiley co-star Taylor Lautner. According to a Sun Times source, Rob has apparently been getting “a little jealous” of all the attention TayTay and his rippling abs are getting these days while out promoting New Moon. The British actor has repeatedly told the press, “I’m not the lead in the second film.  Taylor is,” but a production insider insists there’s a rivalry brewing behind the scenes.

Says the spy: “While Rob despises all the paparazzi and crazy magazine stories, he still has the usual actor’s big ego thing going on. He wants his privacy, but he also loves having arrived on the A-list and knows that being in the public eye is part of that. If he really wanted to avoid the press, you wouldn’t see him hitting all the hot nightclubs and restaurants in Hollywood or Vancouver. … He knows that’s where the paparazzi hang out.”

Oh, and Taylor? The 17 year old is a “total sweetheart, who gets a kick out of all the attention,” says the source. “He loves his fans, he loves this successful roller coaster he’s on and he’s very fond of Rob, as a colleague and friend.”

Interesting! Do you think there’s a rivalry brewing between the Twi-boys? If so, who do you think is the bigger star? Vote in our poll below and let us know!

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Twi-Links: The President Hearts Twilight

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