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25 Celebrities With Body Parts Insured For Insane Amounts Of Money

Think insurance is boring? Think again! Celebrity is all about looking good, but sometimes diet, exercise and plastic surgery isn’t enough. That’s where the insurance man comes in. Many famous faces have taken extra precautions to protect their most valuable assets: their body. Holly Madison just became the latest Hollywood hottie to insure what their momma gave ‘em, but believe us when we say that there are a hell of a lot more than just her. From J-Lo’s booty to Dolly Parton’s breasts, Celine Dion’s voice and Bob Dylan’s lack-of-voice, check some of the craziest celeb insurance plans below! Don’t worry, we’ve come to terms with the fact that Heidi Klum’s left leg is worth more than we’ll ever make in our lifetime. You will too. Promise.

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Penelope Cruz Stumbles Into Celebrity Vortex By Mistake

We love this story. Spanish senorita Penelope Cruz is at the London Film Festival, promoting her Woody Allen movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and has dazzled the crowds on the red carpet with her beauty and class. Squeezing her A-list self into her chauffeur-driven car, she heads off to the glamorous afterparty. Except she doesn’t, and accidentally wanders into D-List showbiz bash Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year. We’re sure the organizers were chuffed when Pene turned up, especially as the calibre of star at the event were Rod Stewart’s wife Penny Lancaster and British swimmer Mark Foster.

The Hollywood star was heard telling pals ‘I think we might have the wrong place,’” a source tells the Sun.

No sh*t, Sherlock. It must have been terrifying for poor Penelope — a vision of a nightmarish future when the film roles dry up, and she’s reduced to flogging carpet cleaner, perhaps? Shudder. [Photo: Getty Images]