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Russell Brand Doesn’t Want Katy Perry’s Money

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On Tuesday, Russell Brand filed the final papers for his divorce from Katy Perry, which will be officially done in June, according to TMZ. And the site reports something that’s not too surprising for those of us who like to think Brand really is the nice, if slightly nutty, guy he appears to be in [...]

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Who Should Katy Perry And Russell Brand Date Next?

Look, we’re all feeling pretty bummed about Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s divorce, but it’d be a shame to let all those Spandex dresses and extremely tight man vests languish in the closet for too long. It’s only been a few days, but we’re going to go ahead and gently push these baby birds out [...]

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Katy Perry And Russell Brand: We Have Planned Your Rebounds For You

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We don’t like spreading vicious rumors here at TheFABlife. We don’t even enjoy reporting on good ones, if they don’t seem very true. But what we do like is imagining hypothetical maybe stories that would be very nice if they were true. Or something like that. Anyway, that’s what we’re doing as we figure out [...]

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Did Katy And Russell Spend The Holidays Apart Due To A “Massive Fight”?

We’re imagining Russell Brand looking forlornly out a tavern window while a light snow starts to fall. Meanwhile Katy Perry…well, Katy Perry laughs and swims with dolphins, but inside you know she’s hurting! According to Us Weekly, the reason those Katy Perry bikini pics snapped earlier this week in Kauai featured the singer sans both [...]

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The 30 Cutest Couples Of 2011 *That Aren’t Robsten

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We’re gonna level with you, dear readers. Here at the FABLife, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will get our vote for the cutest couple every year until the end of time. That’s just the way it goes! So, to make it fair for all of the other adorable love birds out there, we’ve taken them [...]

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Russell Brand Visits Occupy Wall Street, Starts New Trend In Rain Gear

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Last night, Russell Brand joined the ranks of famous folk showing support for the Occupy Wall Street crowd. We’d insert some joke about the life lessons he learned about America’s great class divide while on the set of Arthur, except ole Rusty already has a history of supporting anti-capitalist protests (and this is a real [...]

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Katy Perry Is Officially A Pink Lady

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Y’all know that Katy Perry dyed her hair pink, right? You would think that would be all the “WOAH, that’s some intense pink” she could manage. How wrong you would be! Mrs. Brand husband Russell’s mother, Barbara Elizabeth, to watch Ghost the Musical at Piccadilly Theatre in London. They then went to Nobu Berkley, and [...]

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A Bookish Russell Brand’s T-Shirt Has Opinions!

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Nice T-shirt, Russell Brand! It reads, “Heroin Killed The Radio Star”, FYI. Too clever, by half don’t you think? Not the best choice, perhaps, for a former drug addict. But he’s always had a kooky sense of humor which makes him so damn endearing! We’re also quite bemused with Russell’s choice of lunch companion — [...]

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Russell Brand Looks Back On His Carefree Rioting Days

While most of us associate him with Get Him To The Greek or making love to Katy Perry, there’s another role Russell Brand’s U.K. riot comments are introducing to the world: anarchist rioter. Brand wrote an essay for the Guardian UK, in which the British comedian admits “I should here admit that I have been [...]