by (@katespencer)

George Clooney’s Ex Needs a Reality Check

Remember George Clooney‘s ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson? Of course you do. She’s so famous, you don’t even associate her with the Cloonster anymore! She’s her own person! Her own brand! Famous for…oh, right – for f*cking George Clooney. But that didn’t stop Sarah from requesting that George’s name be removed from promo material pimping her appearance at Las Vegas club Tao last week.

“Sarah feels she is famous enough now,” a source reported. “She doesn’t want to be regarded as some famous guy’s ex.” So friends, from now on regard her as who she really is: A cocktail waitress who appeared on Fear Factor.