Sarah Palin would hate for you to think she was playing the race card or anything when she criticized Barack Obama for letting rapper/actor Common speak at White House poetry celebration last night. You see, Common is one of those cop-killing, violence-inciting thug rappers you’ve heard about. “This rapper—we thought that we were to be [...]
Julianne Moore’s First Photo As Sarah Palin Released
It’s not Tina Fey uncanny, but it might do. The HBO movie Game Change, about the 2008 Presidential Election, begins production today, with the network releasing a photo of Julianne Moore in costume as former VP nominee Sarah Palin. Ed Harris will de-sexify himself to play John McCain, while Woody Harrelson takes on campaign manager [...]
Levi Johnston Drags Out His 15 Minutes By Writing A Tell-All Book
Levi Johnston was the most famous political baby-daddy in all the land for a while there (until John Edwards came in and stole his thunder, that rascal). Johnston’s relationship with Bristol Palin has been over for a while now and Bristol has been quietly dating an Alaskan pipeline worker for a few months, so you’d [...]
Julianne Moore To Play Sarah Palin In HBO’s Game Change
We see the resemblance, but can she play folksy? Entertainment Weekly reports that four-time Oscar nominee Julianne Moore has signed up to play Sarah Palin in HBO’s upcoming adaptation of Game Change, Mark Halperin and John Heilemann‘s best-selling behind-the-scenes account of the 2008 Presidential election. The film will be directed by Jay Roach, who also [...]
Oops! Tracy Morgan Makes Masturbation Joke About Sarah Palin On Live TV
Execs at TNT are a little embarrassed this morning and have issued an apology because of some course language Tracy Morgan dropped last night on the network. Tracy showed up on Inside The NBA to chat with hosts Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith and the men began discussing who was hotter, Tina Fey or Sarah [...]
DWTS News: Was Bristol Forced To Do The Show? Will Lindsay Dance Next Season?
Dancing With The Stars ended last week and yet it seems like there’s always some new gossip regarding the show’s participants. First up on the docket today is the news that Margaret Cho, who was kicked off early this season, is claiming that Bristol Palin was essentially forced to do the show by her Mama [...]
Sarah Palin Busted For Beating Fish To Death On Film
Do you find it “weird” to hold the still-thumping heart of a dying creature in your hand? Well then you and Sarah Palin have something in common, my friend! Around Thanksgiving 2008, Sarah Palin gave a filmed interview with a turkey being slaughtered in the background. Maybe that sparked some kind of Thanksgiving animal cruelty [...]
Palin Pushes For Christine O’Donnell On Dancing With The Stars
It’s almost heartbreaking when political figures make our radar—but when Sarah Palin pushes for you to appear on Dancing With The Stars…Christine O’Donnell, welcome to TheFABLife! The failed senatorial candidate from Delaware—you remember, the one that’s not a witch?—is apparently being boosted to the DWTS producers by current contestant Bristol Palin’s mom—you remember, the failed [...]
Sarah Palin Blurts Out That Dancing With The Stars Wanted Husband Todd, Not Bristol
In her never-ending quest to make us feel so bad for her entire family, now Sarah Palin claims Dancing With The Stars wanted husband Todd, not Bristol as a contestant this season. Ouch, Mom! Says Palin, “They wanted Todd to be on the show. I think that would have been cool to see, too. But [...]
Sarah Palin Criticizes Obama For Appearing On The View
rnrnWhichever intern was hired to manage Sarah Palin’s Twitter account has been working overtime this week, logging the former governor’s responses to President Obama’s appearance on The View. Palin tweeted, “President with no time to visit porous US/Mexican border to offer help to those risking life to secure us, but lotso’ time to chat on [...]
