Those Beliebers say the darnedest things! When 20-year-old Mariah Yeater leveled paternity claims against Justin Bieber, she should have realized that she was going up against his fiercely protective fan-base. The singer has a militantly loyal army of that numbers over 14 million strong, and you really don’t want to mess with ‘em. In the past some have made serious threats against Justin’s girlfriend Selena Gomez, and even platonic lady-friend Kim Kardashian.
Now they’re furious at the woman who attempted to sully their idol’s reputation with what they believe to be a bogus baby claim. So the disgruntled Beliebers are taking to Twitter, the Internet’s giant high school cafeteria, to vent their anger. The majority of these messages were clearly written through tears of blind rage on the Biebs behalf, and are mean-spirited and a little scary. But amazingly, the tweets aren’t all just typo-ridden hate speak. In fact, some are actually pretty funny, and have introduced us to enriching new words like “Bieberconda” and “Biebergasm.” Who knew? Join us under the jump for the nuttiest and funniest of the bunch! And take our poll to let us know who you think is crazier in this situation. Don’t worry, it’s confidential.
Here’s the thing: We’re sure The Thing is a great movie and you should all totally go and see it and stuff, but Selena Gomez wore these sparkly hot pants to the premiere in Hollywood last night. Needless to say, that kind of diverted our attention a bit. The fact that she’s not even in the movie doesn’t make a single bit of difference. And the fact that we caught her in a rare Bieber-less moment ups our attraction to her even more. Check out the gallery below for more of the hotness. And don’t worry, we’ve got some pix of Marilyn Manson in there too, to keep at least a little of the creepy cred in there.
Everytime we see these two acting all boyfriend-girlfriend, we can’t help but coo! Look at Justin Bieber andSelena Gomezbeing cutesy after having lunch at Porcao in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Barring the security, paparazzi, screaming fans and a helicopter waiting for them, this would have been such a normal couple moment. Nothing like young love to get our old, cranky hearts swelling with joy. Only, this occasion is marred by how low boyfriend’s jeans are falling. He’s one cowbell clanging, pelvic thrust away from a wardrobe malfunction! We’re going to be that annoying person we thought we’d never turn into and mutter, “Pull those pants up, boy!”
Britney Spears on a Best Dressed List? Who would have thought it possible?! While her shoes weren’t our favorite (accentuate your legs, girl! Skip the bondage braces next time) we’re feeling her LBD and damn, her face! Her hair! She’s glowing — and there’s no baby belly in sight. Also on fire tonight, the very pregnant Beyonce, who stole the show with her glow, her grin and her gorgeous red gown. We’ve got our other faves in the gallery below, including Bey’s Destiny’s Childbestie Kelly Rowland, the classically styled Adeleand Taylor Lautner, whose stylist has the casual cool thing down to a science. Well played, kids.
They are – drum roll please – … Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart, Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Minnillo, Hugh Jackman, Miranda Kerr, Rachel Bilson, Audrina Patridge and Rihanna. So many hotties, but there’s just one crown. Who rules this summer? Vote below! Our new king or queen will be announced on Weds., August 31.
Some people want to raise their kids Catholic, others wish to raise them Jewish. But Justin Bieber knows for sure that he wants to raise his offspring Canadian. Yes, like a shaggy headed salmon returning upstream, the teen superstar has told TMZ that he eventually wants to settle down in his native Canada to raise his children. “I think it would be cool to get a condo out here [in LA],” he admitted. “But eventually I’m going to want to move back to Canada and raise my family up there. I’m Canadian and I want my kids to be Canadian, eh!” We’re sure that Canadian immigration is about to get flooded with visa applications from teenage girls worldwide. But most importantly, what does Selena Gomez think about all this!
(It’s that time of year again! Welcome back to TheFABlife Bikini Awards, where we pit half-naked celebs against each other and you vote for the finest skin-flaunter of the summer of 2011.)
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Disney sure knows how to pick ‘em. The mega-company takes unknowns and turns them into household names — and mega-hotties. This year, some of our favorite former Disney divas strutted their stuff in their best bikini wear. But who owns it? We’ve got Ashley Tisdale, Lindsay Lohan and Selena Gomez goin’ at it!
Gorgeous — check. Tan — check. Rocking bods, shiny hair, blindingly white smiles — check, check and check. If there was ever a duo that looked so perfectly matched, it’s Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Here they are complementing each other at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards. How long do these two Disney cuties go back? It’s been a really long friendship, bar that feud they had in the middle. But it all seems good now because they’re looking like they’re back to BFF!
They each won big too. Selena bagged ‘Choice Hottie, ‘Choice TV Actress (Comedy)’, ‘Choice Music Group’, ‘Choice Music Single’ and ‘Choice Love Song’. Demi won the ‘Choice Inspire’ award and the ‘Choice Song of the Summer’ (see the whole list of winners here). See ladies, there’s plenty for everyone!
Our ten picks for Best Dressed at the Teen Choice Awards all have something in common: they each dressed in a way that best highlights their personal style. Kourtney Kardashian‘s flowy blue mini was pure California glam, Zooey Deschhanel‘s signature retro look was topped with enviable locks, Rachel Bilson kept it simple in white with killer (literally) heels, and Selena Gomez was youthful and elegant in an Erin Fetherston mini. Ashley Greene‘s Givenchy was sleek and elegant — just like her hair, Nina Dobrev was perfectly girlie in gingham and a high pony-tail, Zoe Saldana sparkled and twirled in her summer-y strapless dress, and Blake Lively‘s printed heels helped her sunny orange dress pop even more.
Two dudes also made it onto our list: the ever-dapper Darren Criss, who rocked a sweet little skinny tie and fitted suit jacket, and Taylor “Wait a second did he suddenly get really hot?!” Lautner perfected his action star look in leather. Yes, Taylor is officially doing the Tom Cruise look BETTER than Tom Cruise.
Check out our ten favorite looks in the gallery below!
What does Selena Gomez smell like? Teenage dreams? Money? Justin Bieber? We’re one step closer to finding out, as the singer/actress is set to release her first perfume next spring. “I’ve been working on my fragrance for almost a year now,” says the star. “I’m excited, [because] it’s something I’m interested in … I’m already doing the whole process of smelling things and designing it and the campaign and everything, so it’ll be fun.”
We’ve always been a bit skeptical of celebrity fragrances; everyone and their mother has one, so the market seems unbelievably over-saturated. However we’re recently changed or tune on famous scents for a couple of reasons. 1) They are insanely popular, so why wouldn’t a star jump on the bandwagon and 2) A lot of them smell really, really good. Sarah Jessica Parker‘s Lovely, for example, is particularly nice, as is — gasp! — Jennifer Aniston‘s scent, which we may or may not be wearing right now (we totally are). Who knows — maybe we’ll end up dousing ourselves in Selena Gomez’s perfume next. If it attracts cute boys with bowl haircuts, we’re totally game!