Are you worried that Heidi Montag’s new music video won’t be slutty enough? Well don’t worry, because she’s doing her research to ensure that it will be a skanky supernova! “Going to Hustler strip club, want to pick up some tips for my music video Ill do that I am shooting next week,” our favorite [...]
Ghosts Emerge During Halloween: Spencer And Heidi Are Back To The PDA
Oh look, a couple of Halloweiners! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back, peeps, in full force. We were hoping and praying that they would go on an extended vacation, back to Costa Rica, or something, but no such luck. Because Speidi emerged, most aptly, on the spookiest night of them all, Halloween. The pair [...]
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Or, To Put It Another Way, WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
So, this is happening. Spencer Pratt, now beardless, and Heidi Montag 2.0 are very obviously back together, confirming rumors that their divorce was a sham. Their sanity, however, still remains in question. The pair posed for the most bizarre, crazy-town photo shoot today, most likely for the sole purpose of getting under our skin. Let’s [...]
Attack Of Terrible Facial Hair: The 10 Worst Celebrity Beards
Something scary has been popping up all over Hollywood (no, it’s not Lindsay Lohan): famous dudes with freakish facial hair. You may recall the growth that metastasized on Spencer Pratt‘s face recently, or perhaps you’ve noticed Conan O’Brien‘s post-Tonight Show debacle hair-bellion that has yet to subside. Earlier this year Brad Pitt got in on [...]
Spencer Pratt Arrested For Firearms So…That Seems Unsafe
While you’ve been living your life and enjoying your summer, Spencer Pratt has been busy growing his beard to Unabomber lengths and shuttling between California and his new adopted homeland of Costa Rica trying to find himself. Or Jesus. Or anyone who will accept him. This weekend though, Spencer was arrested in Costa Rica for [...]
Spencer Pratt Shocks Us By Apologizing
What is he up to now? Seriously. Because this isn’t normal. Spencer Pratt has actually apologized for something, thus inverting the very laws of nature as we know them. The recipient of this atonement of sins is his soon to be ex-wife, Heidi Montag, also known as the remorseful life-size inflatable Heidi doll. Spencer wants [...]
Heidi And Spencer: The Sex Tape Edition
Spencer Pratt has been the target of a fair amount of vitriol over Twitter recently. Well, more than the usual amount that comes his way. His soon-to-be ex wife, Heidi Montag tweeted an eloquent, “F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” to him, thanks to the sex tape he’s apparently trying to sell of her and Karissa Shannon. They playmate [...]
Heidi And Spencer’s Divorce, More Gimmicks
We’re not going to get rid of them that quickly. Consider this, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have, for better or worse, clawed their way onto the radar. They’re at the bottom of the pit admittedly, but there they are in all their weird crystal loving-body dysmorphic-fame whoring glory. Therefore, when Heidi and Spencer announced [...]
Heidi Montag Realizes She’s All Alone, Reaches Out To Ex-BFF’s
Now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt‘s divorce is final, the body-formally-known-as Heidi has realized she has a big Pratt-shaped hole in her life. Â And she’s left reminiscing how her ex loved fame more than he loved her. So what does she have left? She’s alienated her family (calling the cops on your Mom [...]
R.I.P. Marriage Of Speidi: November 11, 2008 – July 30, 2010
You might have thought that Heidi Montag was too busy working this week to do anything else (per her Twitter, she wrote 13 songs on Sunday alone, in addition to reading a book and drinking some tea!), but you’d be wrong. Heidi carved out some time to file for divorce from Spencer Pratt today – [...]
