We’re totally going to say, we told you so, Taylor Momsen. Did we not beg you to wipe the raccoon makeup off? Did we not ask you to not wear lingerie for clothing? Did we not ask you to be a little less surly around Her Royal Madgeness? But did you listen to us? Noooo. [...]
Taylor Momsen Apologizes To Her Parents For Pointing Out Their Poor Parenting Decisions
In a surprising twist of events, apparently Taylor Momsen has apologized to her parents for badmouthing them in an interview. That’s usually our job Taylor, but we don’t mind if you step up to the plate once in a while. Reportedly Mr. and Mrs. Momsen felt “horrible” after Taylor complained about their terrible parenting choices [...]
Who Wants To Smell Like Taylor Momsen? Anyone? Anyone?
After getting booted as a model from IMG and her future on Gossip Girls uncertain, we’re glad to see Taylor Momsen’s John Galliano Parlez-moi d’Amour chez Marionnaud perfume campaign, which we believe is French for “at least she’s getting paid.” The glamorous, brooding ad features Momsen’s rendition of her song “You.” Not only does Taylor [...]
Dakota Fanning Signs To IMG Models, Taylor Momsen Dropped
We’ve never made our love for Dakota Fanning a secret: when she was crowned Homecoming Queen, we felt like proud parents (in a totally non-creepy way). So when we found out that Dakota was signed to IMG models under “special bookings”, we crowed with delight. Normally we’d be worried about the ego getting in the [...]
Geography Is Not Taylor Momsen’s Strong Suit
Taylor Momsen’s touring Europe with her band The Pretty Reckless in her trademark raccoon eye make-up and the tattered lingerie she calls clothing. All that country-hopping’s got the poor thing mixed up because while performing in Glasgow, she happily announced to the crowd, “Glasgow you are looking good tonight. We are The Pretty Reckless and [...]
Taylor Momsen Spotted With Engagement Ring?
Oh, how we’re torn on this one. Taylor Momsen was spotted with a big ol’ rock on her left ring finger in Manchester this morning. Should we assume the 17-year-old hellion is betrothed? While it seems highly possible that Momsen doesn’t respect the marital implications of her jewelry—it’s not like she respects anything else—we also [...]
Taylor Momsen Covers “Forget You,” We Forget To Cover Our Ears
It’s official, the Cee-Lo song “Forget You” (also known as “F— You”), is un-ruinable. Just about anyone can cover it and the end result will still be a catchy, perfect pop song. Case in point: we liked Gwyneth Paltrow‘s version, and we are staunchly anti-Paltrow. To further prove that the song is incorruptible, Taylor Momsen [...]
Taylor Momsen’s Video Unreleased Due To Underage Nudity…Taylor’s
Another day, another piece of evidence that Taylor Momsen’s parents should be locked up in solitary confinement. Apparently the video Taylor’s band the Pretty Reckless originally shot for their song “Make Me Wanna Die” was held up by Momsen’s nude scenes…oh, and the fact she was 16 when they filmed them. “It was held up [...]
XOXO, Taylor Momsen!
This is what you get when you look cross all the time. This is what you get when you look like an underage stripper who forgot to wipe off her make-up for two years running. Eventually, your attitude problem is going to piss off a lot of people, including the one’s who sign your checks. [...]
Taylor Momsen Blames Her Parents For Everything
Poor Taylor Momsen. What a hard life she has. Being on a hit television show and a rising band is so tough. She has full reason to dress like an underage stripper with raccoon eyes who flashes her boobs at concerts. It’s not her fault she’s messed up, guys. Because following the age-old tradition of [...]
