Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is out of rehab already! As you know, there was some major “is he, or-is he not” back and forth about his rehab status, as his rep initially wasn’t confirming the story. It didn’t matter because Sorrentino himself announced he was in rehab soon after, making the confession on his blog. [...]
You guys, quickly! Angelina Pivarnick here and she has some important information regarding The Situation’s prescription pill problem! Somehow she has this information despite the fact she was his costar for a sum total of about 45 minutes! The important part is, everyone is paying attention to Angelina! “When he was on the show, he [...]
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is in rehab, as we type, as far as TMZ is concerned, for substance abuse. One of the Sitch’s reps spoke to the website refusing to confirm the story. What they did say is that he “has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and [...]
These two facts might just be completely unrelated. But the timing does make us think twice. Y’all know that Abercrombie issued a statement directed towards The Situation which asked him to stop wearing their clothes because they felt that it would be detrimental to their image. They even said they’d throw in some cash if [...]
Wow. No wonder everyone booed The Situation at last night’s Roast Of Donald Trump. We almost started booing the computer while we were writing this. In addition to the Sitch making a vicious slavery joke about Snoop Dogg (“You know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump’s ancestors were into real estate [...]
Gah! Our eyes! It’s pint-sized Snooki, mini-Situation and little J-Woww! Luckily, this isn’t for real. At least we hope so. All we know is the JWoww tweeted this picture of these tiny guidettes and guido, writing, “Omg lol classic RT @HannahNeverman: love this. @sn00ki @ITSTHESITUATION@JENNIWOWW” We’re thinking it’s a very late Halloween picture by a [...]
Bristol Palin and The Situation have a new PSA promoting safe sex (and/or abstinence and/or Magnum condoms). There’s a lot wrong with this. We made a list. 1. These two are perhaps the most famous sex-having people in our country. One of them with eff anything that moves (well, not grenades), while the other is [...]
There could not be an image of The Situation that so perfectly sums up The Situation as this cover of Men’s Fitness. The Sitch’s trademark abs are on display, but even better is his “I have no idea what I’m doing here” expression. He is literally throwing his hands up in confusion, as if to [...]
Keep your eyes on those abs, ladies. Do not let them continue down the body. We knew there was no way someone could get, and stay, huge as The Situation if they weren’t “compensating” for something a little smaller below the belt. We mean, look at him! He must have started doing crunches in the [...]
We’re sensing Season 11 of Dancing With The Stars is going to be so bad, that it’ll actually be fan-freakin-tastic! A number of celebrity (the term here is used loosely) participants has signed on and the mix is….interesting. Is it just us, or is the whole cast of DWTS season 11 seriously D-list in the [...]
