by (@shalapitcher)

Oops! We Fell Down The Tila Tequila Weird, Offensive Rabbit Hole So You Don’t Have To

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Tila Tequila has done it again: Reeled us in with her highly original antics to renew her inexplicable fame. This time, it’s with a one-two punch: First she called Paul Walkers death a “ritualistic killing” on Facebook, and then she posted a photo of herself in Nazi regalia standing on top of Auschwitz, claiming Hitler was just misunderstood. This prompted us to see what other crazy things have been going on in the mind of the onetime MySpace sensation turned MTV reality star, since last we heard from her (an Illuminati rant she wrote, post suicide attempt/aneurysm, ). It turns out, Hitler was the tip of the iceberg.

Here, in order to spare your sanity (we’re hanging on by a thread now), we’ve gathered the most mind-blowing highlights of Tila Tequila’s AnonymousTruthBlog.com. These are all the things she believes now:
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by (@sllambe)

A Complete Index Of Celebrity Sex Tapes

Celebrity Sex Tapes

We’re not sure what it is, but there’s something in the water in Hollywood. Celebs of all kinds have made sex tapes. Whether its reality stars (ahem, Kim Kardashian and Farrah Abraham) or TV stars (we’re looking at you, Minka Kelly), they all pressed record on their camera. Here’s a listing of all the major celebrity sex tapes organized in alphabetical order by last name. The list includes masturbation, BJs, threesomes, political fallout and a limp bizkit. Read more…

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Celebrate Tila Tequila’s 31st Birthday With Her 31 Tiniest Outfits Of All Time

Celebrate Tila Tequila's birthday with her 31 tiniest outfits

If it’s sexy, chances are Tila Tequila has done it! After breaking internet records by becoming the most “friended” person on MySpace, the lovely Miss Tequila graced the covers of Maxim, Stuff, Penthouse, hosted the epic television classic Pants Off Dance Off, and released songs with titles like “Stripper Friends” and “I F—ed The DJ.” She even has an album just called Sex. And let’s not forget the time she tasted reality show glory with MTV’s A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila. So yeah, it’s worth noting that “realtions” play a big role in the Tila Tequila story. But she’s not just a pretty face, you guys. During her time in the limelight, the model-turned-singer-turned-actress has taken on jugaloos, blackmailers, and most recently the illuminati. And she’s lived to tell the tale! Today she turns 31 years old, so in honor of her big day, join us as we count down her 31 tiniest outfits of all time. Enjoy!

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by (@hallekiefer)

8 Fascinating Things We’ve Learned From Tila Tequila’s Ongoing Anti-Illuminati Rant

Tila Tequila  Goes On Anti-Illuminati Rant

You know you’re in for it when a celebrity posts a rant entitled “THE LOST SACRED SCRIPTURES OF THE TRUE HOLY GRAIL.” Especially when that celebrity is Tila Tequila. And the rant is about the Illuminati and the “true Christmas story.” Lordy. While her website is now just a series of anti-Illuminati rants at this point, she kicked off the whole screed with a post entitled “DEAR ILLUMINATI F—S: I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU.” Honestly, it’s gonna take you quite a while to get through the whole business, so let us highlight what we felt to be the most interesting tidbits to be learned from Tila’s musings.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Braless In Sheer Dress: See Other Celebs Revealed In See-Through Outfits

Gwyneth Paltrow Steps Out In A Sheer Dress

If you wanna turn heads (and headlines) on the red carpet, all you gotta do is wear is see-through outfit with no underwear underneath! This approach has been getting C and D-listers some badly needed press at least since Rose McGowan strolled into the ’98 VMAs wearing a net and a piece of string. But occasionally even Oscar winning superstars feel the temptation to walk on the wild side and step out in a planned “wardrobe malfunction.” Everyone loves attention!

We guess the revealing LBD Gwyneth Paltrow wore to The Conversation launch last night in NYC isn’t too scandalous in compared to some of the other outfits that we’ve seen out and about in recent weeks. But the commando-style flesh flash does seem to be something of a trend lately. From low names like Melody Thornton and Adrienne Bailon to huge celebs like Rihanna and Lady Gaga, much of Hollywood has been going bare lately. Check out the (VERY NSFW) gallery below and see what we mean!

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by (@missmuttoo)

Was Tila Tequila Really Hospitalized For A Brain Aneurysm And Drug Overdose?

We really hope this story doesn’t turn out to be true. RadarOnline is reporting that Tila Tequila was just released from hospital yesterday after suffering from a brain aneurysm and a drug overdose! Sources told the site that she had to be admitted last week because: “Tila threw up all over her bed after overdosing and felt like she was dying. She was screaming for help, and in desperation, broke her bedroom window and attempted to jump out.” The story gets even worse, as the source added, “Finally a friend came over after getting a strange text from her and found her convulsing on the bed. He called an ambulance and she was taken to the hospital.”

Apparently, Tila has been in two hospitals in the space of one week, because she — according to the same sources — had a brain aneurysm in the middle of the night and because of it, panicked and took two bottles of unspecified heavy prescription drugs, which led to her overdosing. She has supposedly been in the intensive care unit all week and still can’t speak properly. If this story is true, then it’s completely horrifying and we wish her all the luck with recovery.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Tila Tequila’s 30 Most Revealing Looks

Tila Tequila is many things, but shy ain’t one of them. She’s a model who has graced the covers of Maxim, Stuff, Penthouse and more. She starred in the MTV reality show A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila, and hosted the TV classic Pants-Off  Dance-Off. She’s an author, singer, and of course she broke Internet records by becoming one of the all-time most “friended” people on MySpace. But most impressive, she did it all while still in her 20s! Today is Tila’s 30th birthday, and when you look back on her impressive résumé, you will not see “shrinking violet” on there. In fact, she’s one of the red carpet’s most raucous strutters, always flashing the flesh for the flash bulbs. So in honor of her big day, let’s take a look back at some of Tila’s most revealing looks. Enjoy!

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