October 24th, 2012 | 9:16 am by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

Celebrate Tila Tequila’s 31st Birthday With Her 31 Tiniest Outfits Of All Time

Celebrate Tila Tequila's birthday with her 31 tiniest outfits

If it’s sexy, chances are Tila Tequila has done it! After breaking internet records by becoming the most “friended” person on MySpace, the lovely Miss Tequila graced the covers of Maxim, Stuff, Penthouse, hosted the epic television classic Pants Off Dance Off, and released songs with titles like “Stripper Friends” and “I F—ed The DJ.” She even has an album just called Sex. And let’s not forget the time she tasted reality show glory with MTV’s A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila. So yeah, it’s worth noting that “realtions” play a big role in the Tila Tequila story. But she’s not just a pretty face, you guys. During her time in the limelight, the model-turned-singer-turned-actress has taken on jugaloos, blackmailers, and most recently the illuminati. And she’s lived to tell the tale! Today she turns 31 years old, so in honor of her big day, join us as we count down her 31 tiniest outfits of all time. Enjoy!

[Photo: Getty Images]

October 23rd, 2012 | 7:10 pm by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

8 Fascinating Things We’ve Learned From Tila Tequila’s Ongoing Anti-Illuminati Rant

Tila Tequila Goes On Anti-Illuminati Rant

You know you’re in for it when a celebrity posts a rant entitled “THE LOST SACRED SCRIPTURES OF THE TRUE HOLY GRAIL.” Especially when that celebrity is Tila Tequila. And the rant is about the Illuminati and the “true Christmas story.” Lordy. While her website is now just a series of anti-Illuminati rants at this point, she kicked off the whole screed with a post entitled “DEAR ILLUMINATI F—S: I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU.” Honestly, it’s gonna take you quite a while to get through the whole business, so let us highlight what we felt to be the most interesting tidbits to be learned from Tila’s musings.

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May 7th, 2012 | 6:23 pm by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Braless In Sheer Dress: See Other Celebs Revealed In See-Through Outfits

Gwyneth Paltrow Steps Out In A Sheer Dress

If you wanna turn heads (and headlines) on the red carpet, all you gotta do is wear is see-through outfit with no underwear underneath! This approach has been getting C and D-listers some badly needed press at least since Rose McGowan strolled into the ’98 VMAs wearing a net and a piece of string. But occasionally even Oscar winning superstars feel the temptation to walk on the wild side and step out in a planned “wardrobe malfunction.” Everyone loves attention!

We guess the revealing LBD Gwyneth Paltrow wore to The Conversation launch last night in NYC isn’t too scandalous in compared to some of the other outfits that we’ve seen out and about in recent weeks. But the commando-style flesh flash does seem to be something of a trend lately. From low names like Melody Thornton and Adrienne Bailon to huge celebs like Rihanna and Lady Gaga, much of Hollywood has been going bare lately. Check out the (VERY NSFW) gallery below and see what we mean!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

March 6th, 2012 | 6:29 am by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Was Tila Tequila Really Hospitalized For A Brain Aneurysm And Drug Overdose?

We really hope this story doesn’t turn out to be true. RadarOnline is reporting that Tila Tequila was just released from hospital yesterday after suffering from a brain aneurysm and a drug overdose! Sources told the site that she had to be admitted last week because: “Tila threw up all over her bed after overdosing and felt like she was dying. She was screaming for help, and in desperation, broke her bedroom window and attempted to jump out.” The story gets even worse, as the source added, “Finally a friend came over after getting a strange text from her and found her convulsing on the bed. He called an ambulance and she was taken to the hospital.”

Apparently, Tila has been in two hospitals in the space of one week, because she — according to the same sources — had a brain aneurysm in the middle of the night and because of it, panicked and took two bottles of unspecified heavy prescription drugs, which led to her overdosing. She has supposedly been in the intensive care unit all week and still can’t speak properly. If this story is true, then it’s completely horrifying and we wish her all the luck with recovery.

[Photo: Getty Images]

October 24th, 2011 | 9:00 am by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

Tila Tequila’s 30 Most Revealing Looks

Tila Tequila is many things, but shy ain’t one of them. She’s a model who has graced the covers of Maxim, Stuff, Penthouse and more. She starred in the MTV reality show A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila, and hosted the TV classic Pants-Off  Dance-Off. She’s an author, singer, and of course she broke Internet records by becoming one of the all-time most “friended” people on MySpace. But most impressive, she did it all while still in her 20s! Today is Tila’s 30th birthday, and when you look back on her impressive résumé, you will not see “shrinking violet” on there. In fact, she’s one of the red carpet’s most raucous strutters, always flashing the flesh for the flash bulbs. So in honor of her big day, let’s take a look back at some of Tila’s most revealing looks. Enjoy!

[Photo: /Getty Images]

 

 

April 27th, 2011 | 3:00 pm by Anthony Miccio

Report: Tila Tequila “Totally Hooked Up” With Nick Hogan

According to Radar, 2007-era reality stars Tila Tequila and Nick Hogan are alive and well and having sex with each other. Or at least, they were on the set of Masterminds in Nashville. “Tila and Nick spent a lot of time together both on and off the set and totally hooked up,” said their source. “Nick went into Tila’s trailer a lot and whenever they were in there the door was locked!” Unfortunately, it wasn’t locked from the outside and the pair even got in some PDAs. “There was one steamy scene they had together and even after David yelled, ‘Cut’, Tila and Nick just kept going at it!” Aw, just like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton…except Tequila was also rumored to be dating Masterminds co-star Tray Chaney (Poot from The Wire) earlier this month, though Chaney denied it.

There’s no word on when Masterminds—presumably not a remake of that 1997 teen Die Hard rip-off with Patrick Stewart—will be released, but hopefully it won’t be long until we get a glimpse of Nick and Tila’s on-screen chemistry, which Radar’s source says was “major.” “They were constantly together, sneaking off and being affectionate when they thought no one was looking.” Wait a second, Tila Tequila was affectionate with a fellow D-list celebrity only in private? Doesn’t sound like the Tila we know.

[Photos: Getty Images/FilmMagic]

March 10th, 2011 | 4:54 pm by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Tila Tequila Takes On Domestic Violence In Music Video

As much as we enjoy mocking Tila Tequila, her new music video is nothing to laugh at. The eccentric (we’re being nice today) reality TV star addresses the ugliness of domestic violence with her new single “Walking on Thin Ice,” and we’re intrigued by her more serious turn. Who knew Tila could be so introspective and sensitive?

Tila says that the video, which portrays the unraveling of a relationship at the hands of an abusive partner, “was created in a way where the woman isn’t just the victim; she is also a survivor. I want women to see that you can get out of an abusive relationship and hopefully do it BEFORE something horrible happens to you or your partner. I am hoping that people can see that this video doesn’t promote or glorify abuse; that in fact, it is promoting change and strength.”

Amen to that. And Tila, please hear our plea: more speaking out against violence against women, less wearing belts around your breasts while sitting spread eagle on D List red carpets!

January 17th, 2011 | 11:30 am by Liz Black

Worst Golden Globes Party Ever

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Charmaine Blake is a Hollywood publicist who threw a Golden Globes viewing party last night. You know how they say cream rises to the top? Well, if the cream in this instance is everyone who actually went to the awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, the attendees at Blake’s party were the chunky bits in the bottom of the milk bottle. You know it’s a classy affair when worst dad ever Michael Lohan canoodles happily with worst Nazi stripper ever, Bombshell McGee. Check out all the attendees at this viewing party and cringe that all of these people are “famous” enough to walk a red carpet.

[Photos: Getty Images]

November 24th, 2010 | 2:30 pm by Anthony Miccio

Michael Lohan And Tila Tequila Wish Tiger’s Mistress A Happy Birthday!

While some are glad to hear that Lindsay Lohan is back in contact with father Michael, but we’re a little concerned about the company he keeps. Deadbeat Daddy took fiancee (and former Jon Gosselin lover) Kate Major to Joslyn James‘ birthday party at the House Of Blues in LA yesterday, where the pair chatted up with fellow guest Tila Tequila. “Obviously, I know Tila Tequila from her brilliant reality show work and promising musical career,” you might be saying, “but why does Joslyn James’ name sound so familiar?” Well, confused reader, James made the news after teaming with celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and releasing a bounty of graphic sex texts from Tiger Woods. Yes, she’s the one Tiger “would love to have the ability to make sore”…though a surrogate in her Tiger-themed porn video had to do the job instead.

It might be awkward to see Papa living it up with these lovely ladies while she suffers through outpatient rehab, but it’s not like Michael has forgotten about his little girl. TMZ says he dropped off a Mercedez Benz convertible at her sober house to celebrate the renewal of her driver’s license. Wait a second, isn’t mom Dina always complaining that Michael owes child support? How exactly did he pay for this thing?

See photos from Joslyn’s birthday jamboree in the gallery below.