Report: Tila Tequila “Totally Hooked Up” With Nick Hogan

According to Radar, 2007-era reality stars Tila Tequila and Nick Hogan are alive and well and having sex with each other. Or at least, they were on the set of Masterminds in Nashville. “Tila and Nick spent a lot of time together both on and off the set and totally hooked up,” said their source. “Nick went into Tila’s trailer a lot and whenever they were in there the door was locked!” Unfortunately, it wasn’t locked from the outside and the pair even got in some PDAs. “There was one steamy scene they had together and even after David yelled, ‘Cut’, Tila and Nick just kept going at it!” Aw, just like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton…except Tequila was also rumored to be dating Masterminds co-star Tray Chaney (Poot from The Wire) earlier this month, though Chaney denied it.

There’s no word on when Masterminds—presumably not a remake of that 1997 teen Die Hard rip-off with Patrick Stewart—will be released, but hopefully it won’t be long until we get a glimpse of Nick and Tila’s on-screen chemistry, which Radar’s source says was “major.” “They were constantly together, sneaking off and being affectionate when they thought no one was looking.” Wait a second, Tila Tequila was affectionate with a fellow D-list celebrity only in private? Doesn’t sound like the Tila we know.

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Tila Tequila Takes On Domestic Violence In Music Video

As much as we enjoy mocking Tila Tequila, her new music video is nothing to laugh at. The eccentric (we’re being nice today) reality TV star addresses the ugliness of domestic violence with her new single “Walking on Thin Ice,” and we’re intrigued by her more serious turn. Who knew Tila could be so introspective and sensitive?

Tila says that the video, which portrays the unraveling of a relationship at the hands of an abusive partner, “was created in a way where the woman isn’t just the victim; she is also a survivor. I want women to see that you can get out of an abusive relationship and hopefully do it BEFORE something horrible happens to you or your partner. I am hoping that people can see that this video doesn’t promote or glorify abuse; that in fact, it is promoting change and strength.”

Amen to that. And Tila, please hear our plea: more speaking out against violence against women, less wearing belts around your breasts while sitting spread eagle on D List red carpets!


Worst Golden Globes Party Ever


Charmaine Blake is a Hollywood publicist who threw a Golden Globes viewing party last night. You know how they say cream rises to the top? Well, if the cream in this instance is everyone who actually went to the awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, the attendees at Blake’s party were the chunky bits in the bottom of the milk bottle. You know it’s a classy affair when worst dad ever Michael Lohan canoodles happily with worst Nazi stripper ever, Bombshell McGee. Check out all the attendees at this viewing party and cringe that all of these people are “famous” enough to walk a red carpet.

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Michael Lohan And Tila Tequila Wish Tiger’s Mistress A Happy Birthday!

While some are glad to hear that Lindsay Lohan is back in contact with father Michael, but we’re a little concerned about the company he keeps. Deadbeat Daddy took fiancee (and former Jon Gosselin lover) Kate Major to Joslyn James‘ birthday party at the House Of Blues in LA yesterday, where the pair chatted up with fellow guest Tila Tequila. “Obviously, I know Tila Tequila from her brilliant reality show work and promising musical career,” you might be saying, “but why does Joslyn James’ name sound so familiar?” Well, confused reader, James made the news after teaming with celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and releasing a bounty of graphic sex texts from Tiger Woods. Yes, she’s the one Tiger “would love to have the ability to make sore”…though a surrogate in her Tiger-themed porn video had to do the job instead.

It might be awkward to see Papa living it up with these lovely ladies while she suffers through outpatient rehab, but it’s not like Michael has forgotten about his little girl. TMZ says he dropped off a Mercedez Benz convertible at her sober house to celebrate the renewal of her driver’s license. Wait a second, isn’t mom Dina always complaining that Michael owes child support? How exactly did he pay for this thing?

See photos from Joslyn’s birthday jamboree in the gallery below.

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Tila Tequila Being Blackmailed About A Sex Tape, Which May Not Be A Big Deal

The fact that Tila Tequila has a sex tape doesn’t surprise us at all. The fact that she’s pissed about it, does surprise us. Apparently, an ex-boyfriend has surfaced with an X-rated home video of theirs and wants $75,000 for it or else he’ll make sure it’ll go viral. Tila’s obvs got her panties (wait, does she wear any?) in a twist about the situation saying, “He has the audacity to not only betray me with the love that I had for him, but to use that to exploit me and hurt me.”

The ex has already gone to town with the tape and figured out how much it’s worth. He’s issued her an ultimatum, with the leverage being that porn distributors are ready to put their dime behind the video. She’s hitting back legally retorting, “This is extortion and my lawyers are fully aware and are fighting back by filing an injunction against him. I will make sure he goes to jail for this. So ex-lover, you better hold onto that sex tape because that’s the only sex you’ll get to watch once you’re sent to jail!”

Fighting words indeed but forgive us for being a bit skeptical here. If it was any other person, we’d well and truly sympathize. We’re kinda feeling for Tila here, but the fact that her moral compass doesn’t exactly point north makes us question everything she says and does. Tila’s already got a sex tape out. She took her top off at the Gathering of the Juggalos fiasco.  She’s almost topless (Photos) on red carpets. It seems like this was just the next step in her devolution. We’re betting she’s going to make a deal out of this because c’mon… Tila, naked? Having sex? She’s been there and done that and has always wanted people to watch. Be careful about what you wish for, Tila.

by (@katespencer)

Tila Tequila Will Not Let Some Crazy Jugaloos Keep Her Away From The Paps!


Hell to the no! This is Tila Tequila we’re talking about, and if she wants to be photographed “shopping” on Robertson Boulevard then she will be photographed on Robertson Blvd, facial cuts be damned! Our brave little attention whore embraced the paparazzi yesterday, sporting some bandages on her face after getting accosted by the audience at the Gathering of the Jugaloos.

We give Tila a lot of crap, but by all accounts the girl was pretty brutally attacked at the music festival (if you can even call it that) and handled it like a pro, performing through the entire onslaught of Faygo bottles and feces. (For some  NSFW pics and a great account of what happened, read this photograph’s blog post.) Milk away, you tiny crazy lady. This is the one time you actually deserve some sympathy, and we expect you to squeeze another 15 minutes out of it.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Method Man Attacked By Juggalos


Geez, what were these people on? We just reported Tila Tequila‘s ordeal at the Gathering of the Juggalos concert. She emerged cut up and bruised because the amped-up crowd got violent and started throwing things at her. But the violence wasn’t solely directed at poor little TT. It looks like the delinquents were ready to get nasty with just about anyone who came on stage.

Method Man also bore the brunt of their attack. TMZ reports that he was performing with Redman when he was hit smack on the face with what appeared to be “a full beer can,” and the result was an ugly gash that was bleeding profusely.  Redman stood up for the the bulls**t and cussed out the crowd (quite rightly) and told his fellow rapper, “Your face is cut, go take care of that.”

But for some strange reason, Method Man chose to continue the set. Maybe in the spirit of ‘the show must go on’? Maybe it was adrenaline, or machismo? If so, it’s a lot more than that crowd deserved. Either way, the bleeding rapper commanded,  “Start the music we’re continuing the show, let’s f**k these motherf**kers up.” Right…we would have gone the medical attention route.

[Mental Note: never ever attend a Gathering of the Juggalos concert E.V.E.R.]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Tila Tequila: Attacked On-Stage At Gathering Of The Juggalos?


Tila Tequila is probably used to extreme reactions. Her love of  writhing on red carpets, her will she-won’t she Celebrity Rehab yo-yoing … exhibition streaking much? But nothing she’s ever done could have prepared her (or us), for what she was in for this weekend.

Tila was on stage at a the Gathering of the Juggalos concert in Illinois (you know, the “f*cking magnets, how do they work?” dudes) when the crowd apparently got dangerously out of hand, leaving her completely bruised and battered. She told TMZ about the incident stating, “ DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

Is this true? Because it sounds totally unreal. No one deserves that sort of treatment, not even the most loathsome trainwreck in the world.

Tila aso said that even though she booked it to her trailer with her bodyguard and security team, it did nothing to deter the madness. The hecklers surrounded the trailer and tried to break in to get at her. Says Tila “… They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!!  Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking!  Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared!  So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back…”

Colt Cabana a wrestler who was part of the crowd says that Tila took off her top in a desperate attempt to deter the crowd. It didn’t work because they carried on throwing things at her. Tila actually had to use security members as a shield against the assault. As a result she has some gruesome cuts and bruises, but waited till she got back to L.A to get treated as she wanted to get the hell out of there. It doesn’t hurt that her return home also made for a killer photo op (see above).  The police are currently trawling the internet for videos so they can ID culprits. Do you empathize with Tila? Let us know.

[Photo: Splash News Online]