Things are probablyâ€¦not great around the McDermott-Spelling household right now. We’re assuming life must hard enough for Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling, what with new-born Hattie Margaret joining the family last month. All the crying, the constant breast feeding, and the non-stop diaper explosions must be exhausting, but hey, at least there aren’t any accidental topless photos of Tori floating around Twitter. Oh wait.
Last night Spelling’s husband tweeted a pic of their adorable son Liam going sticker-crazy, but somehow failed to notice that Tori is particularly nude in the background. Even more inexplicably, as of this afternoons the photo is still up! Are Tori and Dean both so sleep deprived that they haven’t realized the entire planet is currently checking out Tori’s goodies? If they’re sleepy, we hope they sleep. Sleep as long as they can before they realize what happened and lose their exhausted minds.
Here’s what we think happened: Tori Spelling heard about the birth of Johnny Knoxville’s daughter last week, so not to be outdone she kicked her pregnancy into overdrive. That’s how it works, right? In any event, Tori and her husband Dean McDermott welcomed a new member to their family yesterday morning! “Our family’s so happy 2 announce [that on] 10/10/11 baby girl Hattie Margaret McDermott was born at 7:08am! Xoxo,” the new mother tweeted. She also attached a squee-inducing photo of the little bundle’s feet. The couple announced that they were “expecting” back in April, but vowed not to learn the gender of the baby until the big day. In addition to the newborn, the reality show stars have a 3-year old daughter Stella and a 4-year-old son Liam, as well as Dean’s teenage son Jack from a previous marriage. Congrats!
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Tori Spelling and her family attended the 30th Annual Chili Cook-Off And Carnival in Malibu, California. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Does Twitter make situations like this better or worse? Fans of Tori Spelling were in for a shock today when the pregnant actress reported a car accident following a chase with paparazzi. “Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I was trying to get away from him and had a pretty big accident. Took down whole wall of school. He thn STILL got out to try to get pics. 10 school moms chased him away. Wht will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop? Going to dr now to check on baby. I think its just shock.” First things first: photos on TMZ suggest that the “whole wall of school” was a chunk of a short cement boundary near the street. The school itself wasn’t damaged during the accident—just in case you were worried (TMZ denies the photographer was one of theirs).
Thankfully, a rep has come forward to soothe anyone worried about Tori’s unborn child—or the other kids for that matter. “Tori and the kids are really shaken up, but they’re OK,” they told Entertainment Tonight. “Tori is going to the doctor to get checked out but is doing fine.” So far the pap has yet to come forward, and odds are the camera squad might hang back for a bit—eyes will be on them as much as they’re on her for a while.
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If star spotting are your thing then you should have been in Malibu yesterday. Celebrities were dotted all over the place — with their kids and significant others — from the beach to parks, and it looked like the ideal way to celebrate Memorial Day. Katie Holmes and Suri had a whale of a time on the beach, as did Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani and their two sons Kingston and Zuma. Also seen enjoying the surf with their kids were Marcia Cross and her daughters, and a preggers Tori Spelling. Spelling had rented a seaside home with her husband Dean McDermott.
Doing the whole beach party thing sans kids were a very pregnant January Jones and Barbra Streisand, who attended the same party. Cisco Adler and his wife also caught some sun. Checking out Malibu playgrounds and parks were Adam Sandler and his daughters (as seen in the picture above), as well as Alessandra Ambrosio and her daughter Anja. We hope you had a great long weekend too!
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Tori Spelling‘s baby bump has gotten huge! Here she is in her bikini and sarong, with her two kids and husband Dean McDermott in tow on Malibu beach and she looks adorable. The family rented a beachside home so they could enjoy the Memorial Day weekend, which sounds like the perfect vacation. We can’t wait until the littlest Spelling-McDermott shows up!
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Good news for the world’s richest Beverly Hills 90210 fans: The house where Donna Martin lost her virginity is for sale, and it’s only going for $9 million! Donna Martin, played of course by Tori Spelling, lost her v-card to David Silver, played by Brian Austin Green after years of withholding her precious flower. It was a tender, candlelit moment in a four-poster bed that ends up looking like a condom PSA, but it was a milestone for old Donna, and for anyone who grew up watching the show. The building where Donna (and best friend Kelly Taylor) lived is actually located in Hermosa Beach, CA, and is being marketed as “the 90210 house.” So if you have a spare $9m lying around and want to be known as the crazy super-fan who bought the 90210 house, this might be the thing for you. Personally, we’re holding out for Jim and Cindy Walsh’s Spanish-style ranch to come on the market.
Just for old time’s sake, you can watch the video of Donna and David doin’ it in the beach house after the jump if you can handle/stomach it.
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Tori Spelling‘s Twitter bio says “…Mommy of 2″ but she’s going to have change that in a couple of months. Tori is preggers with her third child with husband Dean McDermott. She made the big announcement on where else but Twitter, writing, “I know there’s been a lot of speculation, so I wanted everyone to hear from me… Its official…Dean & I are PREGNANT!!!!” Congratulations! Although, we have to admit that we really weren’t speculating about anything of the sort.
It does seem like Tori and Dean have been getting down to business, though. They’ve been married since 2006, so this is their third child in five years! They already have a son and a daughter—Liam and Stella—who are just adorable. But Dean told UsMagazine yesterday “we want a couple more,” so expect this brood to expand even more.
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With everyone staring at Kim Kardashian‘s ass, it’s a good thing Kathy Hilton has her daughter’s back. Page Six overheard mommy dearest defending her spawn at the Monkey Bar this weekend, claiming Kim “copied everything” from Paris Hilton. “Kathy was going on about how Paris is the original reality star and all the others had her to thank for their success,” said their source, telling everyone “[Paris] was one of the pioneers.” You say trailblazer, we say horsewoman of the apocalypse, and maybe we’re both right.
Kathy also had some unkind words for Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen‘s ex-wife and World According To Paris co-star. “Brooke is nothing like Kim so we aren’t worried about her stealing Paris’ spotlight.” That’s true, Kathy—Brooke’s a thirtysomething frequent rehab attendee trying to keep her children away from their violent father, and probably too distracted to really compete for that Famous For Doing Nothing market Paris now has to share with the family Kardashian. She didn’t even show up for Oxygen’s Upfront Presentation in NY last night, though with Aubrey O’Day and Tori Spelling strutting very different but equally eye-catching decolletage, we hardly noticed. See photos of the stars in the gallery below.
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Tori Spelling‘s second life as a bestselling author is weird enough as it is, but the fact that she inserts her name into every one of her book titles makes us blind with pun rage. First there was sTORItelling, then came Unchartered TerriTORI and now the actress is writing a party planning book called CelebraTORI.
WE GET IT, TORI. You have a great name you can play off of. But must you continue to do it so often? It’s a little masturbaTORI if you ask us. But we have to admit, we’ve been curious if you’d come out with a new book—at least we’re not trapped in the purgaTORI of not knowing anymore. Have you considered writing suspenseful fiction, like perhaps a mysTORI book? Or will you stick with non-fiction and write a hisTORI book? Or a cookbook like MasTORIng The Art of French Cooking? It’ll be like your own Julie and Julia! Wait, what are we saying? Don’t write any more books, girl!