Butts! Butts! Coco must have all the butts in the world! Oh, sorry…we almost lost it there for a minute. Luckily for the bottoms of Manhattan, Ice-T‘s lady and reality show costar was able to control herself outside The Wendy Williams Show today, keeping her booty grabbing mania to a minimum by reserving her goosing for inspirational speaker, self-help guru and Oprah favorite, author Iyanla Vanzant. On a related note, Iyanla Vanzant seems like she’s our kind of lady. And a lot of fun to hang out with! Coco was allegedly on the show with her adorable lumpy dog Spartacus to promote the current second season of Ice Loves Coco, but it’s pretty clear she was mainly in New York to put in some booty duty. Isn’t it enough to have the most awesome butt on all of television, Coco? Must you possess all our behinds, too? Will your your love of butts never be satiated?
The always opinionated Wendy Williams chatted with VH1 News’ Janell Snowden at the Glamour Magazine Women of the Year Awards last night, where Jennifer Lopez was honored. Williams, no stranger to relationship drama herself, told us that she thinks J.Lo and her ex-hubby Marc Anthony will be back together in 10 years. “I like them as a couple,” she said.
But what about Jen’s rumored fling with the sexy Bradley Cooper, he of the hot, slicked-back hair? “Oh, he doesn’t want her!” she sassed. “She’s got two kids, she’s in her 40s. I think that he’s using her like she’s using him, for pictures and press and pop culture.”
Which Wendy is OK with, of course. “That’s fine,” she told us. “But what 30-something year-old man wants a 40-something year-old woman with two kids and an ex-husband with a machete in the bushes?”
While Wendy Williams was gracious about her dismissal from Dancing With The Stars last night (“This is one black girl who can’t even do the running man”), she unsurprisingly had plenty to say about it afterward. ” I don’t agree with the scores either,” she said on her show this morning. “But we’ll talk!” Despite her regrets, she’s glad to be attending to her family again. “My 10-year-old has been craving his family back,” she said, “my husband and I have been fighting ad nauseum…my parents have been running the house so I’m gonna put them on the plane—first thing, back to Miami!”
While she’ll miss her co-stars (“it’s a like a sorority or a fraternity”) and partner Tony Dovolani, that wasn’t what she told People will be the biggest loss. “Craft services,” she said. “Guacamole and lots of good salad dressing.” What, can’t she get decent toppings on her own show?
Another season of Dancing With The Stars is upon us! And of course that means another rag-tag group of “stars,” consisting of reality show vets, athletes, washed-up actors, models you’ve never heard of, and Disney Channel stars. We’ll break up the season 12 contestants into two groups, the first being the ones we think are viable contenders (i.e. all the athletes, and the actors who have taken on physically demanding roles) consisting of the following:Ã‚Â football player Hines Ward, boxer Sugar Ray Leonard, Karate Kid Ralph Macchio, wrestler Chris Jericho, model Petra Nemcova (she’s the one we’re pegging to be surprisingly athletic), and singer Romeo, who surely has some dance moves in his back pocket.
The second group is the batch of contestants we’re going to assume will be fun to watch but will be the first to go. No offense, y’all! They include Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson, talk show host Wendy Williams, barefoot actress Kirstie Alley, Disney star Chelsea Kane, and radio personality Mike Catherwood (who could be the greatest dancer in the world, unfortunately we’ve just never heard of him). What do you think of the new lineup? Care to divulge your early favorites? The new season premieres on March 21 on ABC.
Look, on the one hand, this speaks to a fantasy we’ve had forever – what happens when you chuck a random item in a deep fat fryer? Does it blister and bubble, or just melt? On the other hand, seeing Wendy Williams actually batter and fry her wig might be the grossest thing we’ve ever seen. If there was a way to turn us off of our beloved fried foods, tossing a polyester wig into a vat of boiling oil would be it. Glad to see it has no affect on her appetite though.
Is there such a thing as too much arm candy? Amber Rose and Coco, best known for respectively standing next to Kanye West and Ice-T on red carpets, got rather affectionate at an afterparty for Chris Rock‘s Good Hair in NY last night. Sadly, Mr. “I’d Do Anything For A Blonde Dyke” West wasn’t there to enjoy the moment, but stars ranging from Al Sharpton to Adrian Grenier to Ashanti (and a pregnant Padma Lakshmi!) were in attendance for the screening. Think anyone knew about that $5 million lawsuit against the film?
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