by (@katespencer)

Tiger Woods Denies World Naked Rachel Uchitel


Thanks a lot, Tiger Woods. The golfing creeper has once again gone and ruined EVERYTHING (er, we’re exaggerating a bit, but still) but stopping ex-mistress Rachel Uchitel‘s planned Playboy spread. First the guy shatters the illusion that all pro-athletes are G-rated family men and now he’s ruining the fantasies of guys with club promoter fetishes. How rude.

Tiger supposedly but the kibosh on Rachel’s T&A pics by threatening to end the multi-million dollar settlement he currently forks over to her. She was set to make around $300,000 from the photos, so really that’s like comparing diamonds to gravel, in money-gemology terms. The mag apparently wanted Rachel to discuss her relationship with Tiger, who got his lawyers all over that situation faster than you can say Elin Nordegren.

Says a completely trustworthy anonymous source, “The magazine wanted to mention Rachel’s relationship with Tiger, but it would have jeopardized the deal she already made with him. They refused to give her complete control of the cover so she could make sure Tiger wasn’t mentioned.”

So there you have it people! Further proof that Tiger Woods loves ruining everything for everyone. At least VH1 is here to help – you can watch Rachel on Celebrity Rehab starting October 13.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Tila Tequila’s Addiction Problems


When Tila Tequila signed up for Celebrity Rehab, most of us pondered what exactly she was addicted to? Apart from killing us not so softly, of course.

Turns out, Tila Tequila’s addicted to ecstasy and not to booze as her name suggests. A source involved with Celebrity Rehab blabbed, “Ecstasy is her drug of choice.” Another source said that T.T. liked to do Ecstasy with then-fiancée Casey Johnson during their relationship. Johnson tragically died earlier this year. “The night they first went public together on the red carpet, they were both high on E [ecstasy]. Casey only did drugs around Tila.” the source revealed.

Tila also apparently is hooked on snorting huge amounts of ambien.  Another source said, “She would wake up, snort ambien, google  herself, do more, Twitter all day and then sleep.” adding, “She would base her entire day around it.”

[Photo: Splash News Online]


9 FAB Holiday Gift Ideas For 2009

There’s only days left until the holidays! Are you still stuck on those difficult-to-shop-for people on your list? We have plenty of suggestions for everyone who is impossible to shop for – from your sex-obsessed friend to the left out sister on your list. Check out the photos below to look at all of the goodies in our holiday gift guide.

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Dr. Drew: Closet Dreamboat?


Dr. Drew, is that you? Man of sound advice and sympathetic ears? We’ve already been crushin’ on Dr. Drew Pinsky for his classic good looks and genuine personality on “Celebrity Rehab” and “Sex Rehab,” but who knew that beefy pecs and toned shoulders lay beneath his shirt and tie? Think he’d be willing to conduct all further therapy sessions dressed like this? We can only dream. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Family, Dr. Drew, Weigh In On Mackenzie’s Incest Allegations

Mackenzie Phillips

Now that her story is public, the question on people’s minds is “What does Mackenzie Phillips‘ family think of her revealing secret?” It’s no picnic to hear someone in your family air dirty laundry and when it’s something as horrible as incest, it’s sure to be polarizing.

The Phillips family certainly has different reactions, ranging from support to disbelief. Mackenzie’s half-sister Chynna (of the band Wilson Phillips) told Us Weekly that she became depressed when she first heard the news, but ended up standing by her sister and said of the affair: “After long nights of heroin use, she’s claiming that she once woke up and that my father was on top of her having sex with her. Was he actually raping her? I don’t know. Do I believe that they had an incestuous relationship and that it went on for 10 years? Yes.”

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