Yes yes, we know, we’re just as sick of talking about the 2010 Video Music Awards as you are. THAT SAID! We were watching the show again last night — clearly, we’re gluttons for punishment — and noticed something that we didn’t initially process on Sunday night. Namely, that Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola of Jersey Shore [...]
McCain Says Snooki’s Too Hot For Jail, Finally Proves That He’s Cooler Than Obama
rnrnIn a desperate attempt to seem hip to young people, John McCain once again spills the beans about his hopeless crush on Snooki, this time during a radio interview. Yesterday, the former Presidential candidate practically swooned into the microphone while talking to Phoenix’s KMLE, agreeing that, “I kind of think she might be too good [...]
J-Woww’s Stuff, Like Her Boyfriend, Vanishes
Poor Jenni “J-Woww” Farley. She recently got the boot from her (now ex-) boyfriend Tom Lippolis. Reason being she kept misplacing her tongue, only to find it down other dude’s throats. Totally not her fault. Now, similarly, J-Woww’s stuff has apparently vanished from the Journal Square, NY home that she and Lippolis shared. It’s been [...]
Snooki Vows To Stop Drinking (During The Daytime, That Is)
After her recent run-in with the boys in blue, Snooki has been surprisingly reflective in interviews (and no, we’re not referring to the glare of her hot dog-colored skin). Quoth the Snicks, “I just felt really bad, so I’m definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime.” Jeez Louise, why don’t you just join a [...]
Breaking: Snooki Arrested By Jersey Shore Police For Disorderly Conduct
In the first season of Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was “Snookin’ For Love.” However, during the third season, it appears that she’ll be “Snookin’ For Bail Money” instead. The diminuitive Princess of Poughkeepsie was just arrested by New Jersey police on domestic disturbance charges. Not many details are available right now, but TMZ is [...]
The Situation Angling to Appear on Dancing with the Stars
In an effort to extend his career past the somewhat limiting boundaries of GTL, The Situation is purportedly eyeing a spot on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. And, you know, we think it’s a great fit! The professional dancers on the show are so covered with shiny, rippling muscles, and their clothes [...]
