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  • Season 1, Ep 1

Not That Kind Of Show

When Ebro agrees to do a VH1 reality show about the station without telling the crew, things get a bit uncomfortable. While Ebro tries to book a big celebrity, FunkFlex encourages Angie to step up her social media game.

aired 03/31/2014 · 20:21

- WHY IS HOT 97THE MOST IMPORTANT

HIP-HOP RADIO STATIONIN THE WORLD?

IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVEREVEN HEARD OF BIGGIE, JAY,

EVEN KANYE WEST, 50 CENTUNTIL WE PLAYED THEIR MUSIC.

EVERY BEAT YOU EVER LOVE,WE ROCKED IT FIRST.

IT ALL STARTSWITH FUNKMASTER FLEX,

THE KINGPIN, THE CROWN HOLDER.

[engine revving]

- OKAY, STOP IT!

[tires screeching]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

- THAT WAS SLOW!

- THERE'S ONE DJ HEREWHO CAN STAND UP TO FLEX,

AND THAT'S ANGIE MARTINEZ.

- WHOO!

- EVEN PRESIDENT OBAMACALLS HER THE VOICE OF NEW YORK.

- WHY MUST YOU STRESS ME OUT?

JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY.

- PEOPLE THINK MISS INFOIS JUST SOME GOSSIP GIRL.

BUT TRUST ME;WHEN IT COMES TO TOUGH STORIES,

SHE'S LIKE A DOG WITH A BONEWHO WON'T STOP DIGGING.

- IS YOUR ROLE ON HOT 97...

- AN IMPORTANT ONE?- A HYPOCRITICAL ONE?

- WHOA.

- AND THEN THERE'S ROSENBERG,CIPHA SOUNDS,

LAURA STYLEZ,MY COHOST ON THE MORNING SHOW,

RAISING THE BAR FORPROFESSIONALISM IN BROADCASTING.

- IS YOUR WIFE INTO BIG BREASTS?

- I'M NOT COMFORTABLE GOING--THIS PART OF THE CONVERSATION.

LET'S JUST WRAP IT UP.

- AND ME.

- EBRO.

- EVERYBODY CALLS METHE OLD MAN.

BUT I DON'T CARE,

AS LONG AS THEY REMEMBERWHO'S THE BOSS.

I NEED YOU GUYS TO GROW UPAND TREAT THIS LIKE A WORKPLACE.

I GOT TO TYPE LOUD'CAUSE I'M A MORON.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

YOU ALREADY KNOWWHAT GOES DOWN ON AIR.

BUT BEHIND THE SCENES,YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

THIS IS HOT 97.

LET'S GO MEET THE PEOPLE,ALL RIGHT?

YOU GUYS READY?

[hip-hop music]

HOT 97.I'M EBRO, THE OLD MAN.

WHAT'S GOING ON, EVERYBODY?

- GOOD MORNING.

IT'S LAURA STYLEZ,AND THIS IS HOT 97.

- YO, I'M PETER ROSENBERG.

I'M KICKING THAT REALNESSIN JUST A FEW MINUTES.

- YEAH, YOU'RE LISTENINGTO CIPHA SOUNDS, BABY.

- WHAT'S HAPPENING, PEOPLE?IT'S ANGIE MARTINEZ.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO HOT 97,OF COURSE.

- HEY, IT'S YOUR GIRL MISS INFO.

YOU'RE TUNED IN TO HOT 97.

- I'M FUNK FLEX,

AND THIS IS HOT 97.

- SO WE'RE DOING THIS MIC'INGTHING ALL THE TIME,

WHERE THIS GUY'S GOTTO KNEEL DOWN IN FRONT OF ME.

HEY, I'M EBRO DARDEN.

I'M THE VICE PRESIDENTOF PROGRAMMING,

THE PROGRAM DIRECTOR,

AND CURRENTLYON THE MORNING SHOW.

SO I LOOK AT THE CAMERA,OR I LOOK AT YOU?

- YOU LOOK AT ME.- OH, OKAY.

BUT THE TEAM'S IN HERE.COME ON.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

- HEY.- WHOA.

WHY IS THERE CAMERAS HERE?

- WELL, WE'RE SHOOTINGA HOT 97 REALITY SHOW.

- NOW?LIKE, RIGHT NOW?

I'M JUST A LITTLE ANNOYED,

'CAUSE EBRO USUALLY TELLS MEWHEN THINGS ARE GOING ON HERE.

SO FOR SOMETHING THIS BIG TO BEGOING ON AND I DIDN'T KNOW

IS ANNOYING.

AND FOR TV, WE COULD HAVE BEENMAYBE MORE PREPARED.

I WOULDN'T HAVE WORNTHIS HIDEOUS BROWN SWEATER

AND THIS STUPID PONYTAIL.

COULDN'T GIVE USA LITTLE HEADS-UP?

A LITTLE HAIR AND MAKEUP?A LITTLE SOMETHING?

- I MEAN, I DIDN'T TELL THEMWE WERE COMING BEFOREHAND

BECAUSE I FIGUREDIF I TOLD THEM,

THEN THEY'D ASKA BUNCH OF QUESTIONS,

AND THEN IT WOULD BE LIKE,"I NEED HAIR, AND I NEED MAKEUP,

AND I NEED THIS,AND I BLAH-LA-LA."

- I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.

- OF COURSE YOU DO.

- WHO IS BEHIND THIS SHOOT,AND WHO IS PRODUCING IT?

- IT'S VH1.

- OH, MY GOD.- OH, MAN.

- I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT LAURA.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYSWANT ME TO DO.

I'M WEARING PANTIESALL THE TIME.

- IT'S AN INSIDE LOOKAT HOT 97.

WE'RE NOT DOING HAIR PULLING.WE'RE NOT DOING FIGHTING.

NOW THEY'RE A LITTLE UPSET.MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE TOLD THEM.

BUT I THINK THIS IS A GREAT LOOKINSIDE THE FAMILY.

- HERE'S THE THING.

IT IS ENTERTAINING ALWAYSWHEN WE HAVE GUESTS.

WHAT ABOUT SHOWING THATON THE SHOW?

- THEN I COULD SEE IT WORKING.- SEE? YOU SEE?

- NOBODY WANTS TO SEE MEEATING PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS.

- WE NEED A BIG ARTIST,THOUGH, LIKE RIHANNA.

- EMINEM.

- WHO'S GOT RELATIONSHIPS?EMINEM.

YOU'RE WHITE. LET'S GO.JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

- ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT.- JUSTIN BIEBER.

- BIEBER?I CAN GO WITH JUSTIN.

- LET'S GO.ALL THE JUSTINS.

ANYBODY WHITE AND FAMOUS,WE EXPECT YOU--

- OKAY, WHITE HOTLINE,I NEED SOME ARTISTS OVER HERE

STAT.

- YOU GOT TO GET JAY Z.

- OOH, JAY Z.

all: HOVA! HOVA! HOVA!

- YO, REALLY?

ANGIE'S KNOWN HIM WAY LONGERTHAN I'VE KNOWN HIM.

- YEAH,AND WE ARE GREAT FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE I DON'T ASK HIM TO DOSTUPID THINGS LIKE THIS.

I KNOW EVERYBODYWANTS THEIR TV SHINE

AND THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME,BUT IF--

HONESTLY, IF THIS SHOW DEPENDSON GETTING JAY Z FOR THE SHOW,

YOU MIGHT AS WELLWRAP THE SEASON RIGHT NOW.

THANK YOU.GOOD NIGHT.

- I'LL DEALWITH GETTING THE ARTISTS.

AND LET'S DO GREAT RADIO.

- YO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

- I'M JUST CHECKING EMAILS,

BUT APPARENTLY THESE GUYSHAVE TO WATCH ME.

- YEAH, THEY'RE WATCHING ME TOO.

- JUST FOLLOW YOU AROUND, RIGHT?- YEAH.

MAYBE, IF THEY'REGONNA KEEP FOLLOWING US,

WHY DON'T WE JUST TURN THISINTO, LIKE, OUR SHOW?

I'M PETER ROSENBERG.

I'M ON THE MORNING SHOW--

ACTUALLY MORE LIKE THE STAROF THE MORNING SHOW.

SO I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAYI'LL PROBABLY BE THE STAR

OF YOUR LITTLE REALITY SHOW TOO.

THINK ABOUT IT.- YEAH.

WHO'S MORE INTERESTINGAT THE STATION THAN US?

- NOBODY.

- WHO GETS BETTER RATINGSTHAN US?

- NOBODY.

- WELL, I DON'T KNOWIF THAT'S TOTALLY TRUE.

BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.- RIGHT.

- WHY DON'T WE JUST--

- HIJACK THE WHOLE SHOW?

- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.- CIPHA SOUNDS AND ROSENBERG.

- THE CIPHENBERG SHOW.

- I DON'T LIKE THAT NAME.

YOU NEVER JOIN NAMES TOGETHER

UNLESS IT'S, LIKE, A COUPLEOR PEOPLE HAVING SEX.

AND I--WE'VE NEVER HAD SEX.

HEY, HERE WE GO.RIGHT HERE.

HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

- WHAT'S UP, BROSEPHS?- HEY.

- WAIT.- THIS IS MISS INFO.

SHE DOES ALL OUR NEWSAT THE STATION.

SHE HAS THE BIGGEST BLOGIN THE WORLD.

- THINK PEREZ HILTON OF HIP-HOP,DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

I'M MISS INFO.

I AM HOT 97'SRESIDENT JOURNALIST.

AND WHEN I SAY "JOURNALIST,"I MEAN ACTUAL JOURNALISM.

LIKE, WHEN LIL BOOSIECOMES OUT OF JAIL, I'M THERE.

- RIGHT.

- CIARA GOES INTO LABOR:LIVE BLOGGING.

- YOU'LL BE THERE.WE GOT IT.

WE GOT WHAT YOU DO,AND THAT'S FINE.

- I CAN HEARTHE CHANNELS CHANGING.

IT'S NO DISRESPECT TO YOU.- WOW.

OH, BECAUSE EVERYBODYREALLY WANTS TO WATCH

THE RAP TELETUBBIES.

LOOK, PUT A CAMERA ON THEMIF YOU WANT.

I GUARANTEE YOU,YOU WILL GET DUMBER.

WATCHING THEMIS LIKE SNIFFING GLUE.

- OKAY.

RATINGS,BOOOOO.

- BUT WAIT, CIPH.WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.

- SHE'S GONE. SHE'S GONE.

- AND THEY ARE...

both: WHOO!

- YOU'RE, LIKE--YOU'RE A LITTLE CLOSE, THOUGH,

A LITTLE CLOSE TO ME.

- ANG.- I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

- YOU SURE?

- YOU SHOULD LOOK AT PEOPLEWHEN YOU TALK TO THEM.

- HOW ARE YOU?ANG, THERE'S A CAMERA HERE.

WHY IS THERE A CAMERAFOLLOWING YOU?

I'M SO UNCLEAR.

- HAD YOU BEEN AT THE MEETINGTHIS MORNING...

- MEETING?

- YOU WOULD KNOWWHY THESE CAMERAS ARE HERE.

- ANG, LISTEN, MAN.

A GUY OF MY STATUS,

I'M NOT GONNA BE AT THE MEETING.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE THERE EITHER.YOU'RE HOT OUT HERE.

WHY ARE YOU AT THE MEETING?

- REALLY?- FOLLOW MY LEAD.

- IF IT WAS A MEETINGABOUT TWITTER OR INSTAGRAM,

YOU'D BE THERE.

- TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM.I LIKE THOSE SUBJECTS.

- NOW I'M TALKING LANGUAGETHAT YOU UNDERSTAND.

- NO, I CAN HEAR YOU 100%.

- FLEX, GOD BLESS HIM--HE IS ADDICTED TO ANYTHING

THAT'S, LIKE, DIGITALOR SOCIAL MEDIA.

- SPEAKING OF TWITTER,LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING.

- OH, GOSH.

- I'M HOLDING THE KINGPIN STATUS

WHEN IT COMESTO THIS DIGITAL THING.

- RIGHT.- THERE'S ROOM FOR A QUEEN.

- OH.- I WAS THINKING YOU.

LISTEN, YOU NEED TO TWEET30 TIMES A DAY.

- I HAVE MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERSTHAN YOU DO.

I DO.

YOU DID THIS TO ME, FLEX.

YOU FORCED ME TO SAY PUBLICLY

THAT I HAVE 200,000 MOREFOLLOWERS THAN YOU.

LOOK AT IT.

IT'S JUST THAT SOME THINGSWORK FOR YOU,

AND SOME THINGS WORK FOR ME.

I'M NOT TRYING TO PLAY YOU.

I'M JUST SAYING...OKAY?

- NOT SURE WHAT THATHAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

YOU EVER PLAYED POKER?

THE QUEEN'S A PRETTY GOOD CARD,

DOES WELL.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT BEATS ITEVERY TIME?

THE KING.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

- EBRO.

- HEY.BOSS LADY.

- HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERASHERE NOW?

- ALEX, I TOLD YOU WE WERE--- TODAY?

WE'VE BARELY EVEN TALKED ABOUTWHO'S GONNA BE ON THE SHOW.

- ALEX CAMERON'STHE GENERAL MANAGER,

MY BOSS, TECHNICALLY,

BASICALLY THE PERSON THAT,IF SHE'S NOT HAPPY,

NOBODY'S HAPPY.

- THIS SHOW CANNOT BE BAD.

I MEAN, THIS SHOW...

HEY.

HAS TO BE [bleep] AMAZING.

- OKAY.

- LIKE, WE NEED DRAKE.- MM-HMM.

- WE NEED JAY Z.- MM-HMM.

- WE NEED RIHANNA.- ABSOLUTELY.

IT WILL BE GREAT.

- NOT GREAT.IT WILL BE...

- AMAZING.- NO.

[bleep] AMAZING, EBRO.

- I UNDERSTAND.

[bleep] AMAZING.

- [sighs]

[record scratching]

- OH, YOU'RE DOINGA REALITY SHOW.

- NOT LIKE THAT.

- YO.

- I REALLY LIKE MACKLEMORE.

HE'S GONNA BE MY GUESTTODAY ON THE SHOW.

- GUESS WHO'S STOPPING BY TODAY.KANYE WEST.

- THINK WE CAN GET HIMON THE TV SHOW?

- YES, MAKE IT HAPPEN.I BELIEVE IN YOU, BOSS.

- [growls]

- THIS IS ROSENBERG.- CIPHA SOUNDS.

- LAURA STYLEZFROM THE HOT 97 MORNING SHOW.

- AND I'M THE OLD MAN, EBRO.

WAKE UP, EVERYBODY.

- SEE, EVERYBODYCAN'T DO WHAT I DO RIGHT HERE.

- ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE

[record scratching]

- WHOO-HOO-HOO!

- FUNKMASTER FLEX.YOU GUYS KNOW FUNKMASTER FLEX.

- HE IS THE GODFATHEROF THE STATION.

- BREAKS RECORDS.DROPS BOMBS.

- NEW YORK BROADCASTINGHALL OF FAME.

A LEGEND!- YES!

- THIS IS NOWME AND CIPH'S SHOW.

SO WE WANT TO INTRODUCETHE VIEWING AUDIENCE

TO OUR FRIENDS,THE HELPER-OUTERS, IF YOU WILL.

THIS IS WHAT IT IS.YOU SEE IT.

THE KINGPIN, THE BOSS,DROPPING BOMBS.

- I HAVE THE CAMERAS HERE.

YOU SEE, RIGHT THERE?I'M DOING SOMETHING.

- YEAH.- WE ALL GOT CAMERAS.

- JUST DROP A BOMB REAL QUICK.

- YEAH, DROP A BOMB.- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- WE'RE JUST GONNA HITTHE SOUND EFFECTS.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- OH, JUST PUT SOME MUSIC ON,GET YOU HYPED UP--

- I'M FEELING LIKE YOU'RE GONNATOUCH THE--

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TOUCHTHE TURNTABLE, RIGHT?

- ALL RIGHT, I JUST--

- THERE'S THINGS IN THIS WORLDTHAT ARE SACRED:

MOM, THE WIFEY,AND THE TURNTABLE.

THAT'S THE DOOR YOU USEDCOMING IN, RIGHT?

IS THAT THE ONE YOU USED?- YEAH.

THE SAME ONE.IT'S STILL THERE, RIGHT?

- BUT WE'RE TRYING TO TELLTHE PEOPLE WHO WE ARE.

- YEAH,YOU SHOULD USE THE DOOR FIRST.

- MAYBE WE'LL COME BACK.- ALL RIGHT, SO THAT ONE--

THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT.WE'LL GET SOMEONE ELSE.

- EBRO.

- HEY.WHAT'S UP, MAN?

- WHAT'S UP, BABY?HOW YOU BEEN, MAN?

- MAINO IS A FRIENDOF THE STATION, RIGHT.

SO I MEAN, RAPPERS ARE ALWAYSUP HERE PLAYING MUSIC,

ASKING US TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.

THEY ALL WANT TO GET THEIR MUSICPLAYED ON HOT 97.

THAT'S WHY I GOT TO STAYON MY TOES.

- WHAT THE [bleep]IS ALL THE CAMERAS

AND ALL THIS [bleep] ABOUT?

- WELL, WE'RE HAVING FUN.IT'S A VH1 SHOW.

- OH, YOU'RE DOINGA REALITY SHOW.

- NOT LIKE THAT.

- LISTEN, LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING, EBRO.

WHEN IT COMES TO REALITY SHOWS,

IT'S ALL ABOUT "RATINGS,"

A LITTLE CONTROVERSY.

CHECK THIS OUT:

ME, THREE GIRLS,ALL BLACK LEATHER ON, RIGHT?

- CATSUITS.- CATSUITS.

TIGHT--SHOO!LEATHER--SHOO!

WE COME UP IN HERE.

WE GO SEE ANGIE,

BUT THEN THEYGET INTO AN ARGUMENT OVER ME.

THEY START ACTING CRAZY.

LIKE, THEY RIP MY JACKET.- HMM.

"MAINO, MAINO, MAINO!"

- ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU,BROTHER.

- I'M TELLING YOU--- OPEN-DOOR POLICY.

- ALL RIGHT,BUT THINK ABOUT IT, MAN.

- AND IT'D BETHE HOT 97/MAINO SHOW.

- YEAH.- I'M TELLING YOU, MAN.

- HOW WE SAY IT?"FAX."

- FAX.FAX.

- WE ARE GOING TO INTERVIEW...- LAURA STYLEZ.

- OUR NEW COHOST, LAURA STYLEZ,

WHO'S NEW TO THE MORNING SHOW.

THE THING ABOUT LAURA STYLEZIS THAT SHE'S GREAT ON RADIO

BUT SHE'S NEW ON OUR SHOW.

SO IT'S LIKE,I HAVE TO HAZE HER.

- ALL RIGHT.SO LET'S GET INTO IT, LAURA.

- OKAY.

- YOU'RE THE NEW JACKAROUND HERE.

YOU'RE THE ROOKIE.

- I'M REALLY NOT THAT NEW, GUYS.- THE FRESHMAN.

- THEY'RE BUGGING.

I KNOW I'M NEWTO THE MORNING SHOW.

I'VE ONLY BEEN, YOU KNOW,HERE FOR A COUPLE MONTHS.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THATI DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

- QUESTION: HAVE YOU EVER SEENBARBARA WALTERS?

- YES.- THAT'S WHERE THIS IS GOING.

- WE'RE GONNA GET YOU TO CRY.

- I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

- DOESN'T CRY.

OKAY.

- OKAY, WELL, OKAY,HOW ABOUT THIS?

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

- INDIAN FOOD.I LOVE MEXICAN.

I LOVE BARBECUE.

- OKAY, HATES AMERICA.- HATES AMERICA.

- I DON'T HATE AMERICA.- WRITE DOWN "COMMUNIST."

- YOU KNOW WHAT?I'M TAKING OVER.

LET ME INTERVIEW MYSELF.HOW ABOUT THAT?

- NO, NO, NO.GUYS, CAMERA.

YOU GUYS KNOWWHO YOU'RE ROLLING WITH.

- FRESHMEN DON'T DO INTERVIEWS.

- STOP SAYING THAT I'M NEW!

- HOW ARE YOU EVEN HUNGRY?

DIDN'T YOU EAT SALMON,LIKE, 15 MINUTES AGO?

- HOW'D YOU KNOW I HAD SALMON?

- 'CAUSE YOU POSTED IT17 MINUTES AGO ON INSTAGRAM.

- I'M DIGITAL KING.YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[cell phone buzzes]

- HUH?

YOU JUST TWEETED?

HOW ARE YOU TWEETING RIGHT NOW?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,HOW AM I TWEETING?

- YOU JUST TWEETED!

- ME?I'M ABOUT THIS DIGITAL.

I'M ABOUT THE FUTURE.

ANG, SHE'S A LITTLE BITABOUT THE PAST.

YOU LIKE THAT, RIGHT?CLEAN?

- YOUR PHONE IS RIGHT HERE.

PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE,UNLESS YOU'RE DAVID BLAINE,

THAT YOU COULD BE TWEETINGAND YOUR PHONE IS HERE

AND YOU HAVE A SANDWICHIN YOUR HAND.

[cell phone buzzes]YOU JUST TWEETED AGAIN!

- SEE WHAT I'M DOING?I'M WRAPPING UP.

- YOU'RE LEAVING

'CAUSE I ASKED YOUHOW YOU'RE TWEETING?

- THANKS, ANG.

- I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING.

[cell phone buzzes]

THIS [bleep] GUYJUST TWEETED AGAIN.

- GUESS WHO'S STOPPING BY TODAY.

- I GO TO THE GARDENAND PLAY ONE-ON-NO-ONE.

- KANYE WEST.

- I GOT TO GET THIS DONE.

[knocking]- YO.

- YO, WHAT UP, "G"?- WHAT UP, HOMEY?

HOW YOU DOING?

- GOOD, BRO.- GOOD TO SEE YOU MAN.

- YEAH, MAN.- HOW YOU BEEN?

- VH1'S HERE SHOOTING A SHOW.- YEAH.

- I'M TRYING TO GET SOMEBODYIN HERE THAT'S, LIKE--

SENDS THIS THING INTO A FRENZYFOR THE PEOPLE WATCHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, YOU KNOW, SOME GUYSWITH SOME HITS, YOU KNOW.

- YEAH.

- SOLD SOME ALBUMS,SOME SINGLES, SOLD SOME SHOWS...

- YEP, YEP.

- YOU KNOW, LIKE,SELLING AROUND THE WORLD,

MULTIPLE-CITY TOURS,MERCHANDISE--

I MEAN, THEY'RE OUT THERESELLING T-SHIRTS--

FANS; THERE'S SOCIAL GAINS.

- YEAH, YEAH.- LIKE, RELEVANT RIGHT NOW.

- YEAH.- LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

HE'S FUNNY,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, HE'D BE GREATFOR OUR SHOW.

- YOU GUYS EVER NEED ANYTHINGFROM ME--

- I'LL HIT YOU UP, MAN.

I CAN'T REALLY THINK OF ANYTHINGRIGHT NOW.

- I'LL DO IT.I--

- I DON'T THINKMACKLEMORE'S GONNA WORK

FOR THE BIG STARWE NEED FOR THIS, RIGHT?

LIKE, FOUR GRAMMYS, EH.

SOLD-OUT TOUR,MEH.

BUT WE ALL KNOW HE DIDN'T HAVETHE BEST RAP ALBUM OF THE YEAR,

SO I DON'T KNOW.

EMINEM.- YEP.

- YOU KNOW EMINEM.- YEAH, HE'S--HE'S BIG.

- I MEAN, IT'S NOT--I'M NOT JUST GOING THROUGH,

LIKE, WHITE ARTISTS'CAUSE YOU'RE WHITE.

- NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE--THE PEOPLE THAT ARE BIG.

- YEAH, BIG NAMES,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- IF SOMEBODY COMES IN MIND,I'LL DEFINITELY LET YOU KNOW.

- APPRECIATE YOU COMING BY,MAN, ALWAYS CHECKING IN,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- IT'S TIME TO MEET THE QUEENOF NEW YORK RADIO,

THE VOICE OF NEW YORK.

- I GREW UP LOVINGANGIE MARTINEZ.

- SHE'S LIKE A MOM,BUT SHE'S, LIKE, A SEXY MOM,

LIKE, A HOT MOM,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

- MM.- NO, NO.

NOT FOR ANGIE.- YOU GET THE IDEA. SHE'S HOT.

SO LET'S MEET ANGIE.

ANGIE, OUR QUEEN!

- ANGIE!- OOH!

- HEY.- GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE.

- WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- LOOK AT THIS, PUFF MAMI.

- WHAT?

- PUFF MAMI.- NO.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.- WHAT'S UP?

- TELL THEM ABOUT YOURSELFAND WHAT YOU DO HERE...

- OKAY, WELL--

- HOW MANY RAPPERS YOU'VE DATEDTHAT HAVE COME THROUGH HERE.

- WHAT? WHAT?WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

- NO, I'M SAYING--- PLEASE GO.

YOU'RE DONE.YOU'RE DONE IN HERE.

- ALL RIGHT.GUYS, MOUNT UP TO THE NEXT--

- NO, NO, THE GUYSARE GONNA STAY HERE,

AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GO...

- NO, NO, NO, NO--- WE GOT TO--

- I'M DONE WITH YOU.THANK YOU.

IF YOU WANT THIS SHOWTO BE GOOD,

CIPH AND ROSENBERGARE NOT YOUR GUYS.

I MEAN, THAT WHOLE SHTICK WORKSON THE RADIO IN THE MORNING.

IT'S COOL, BUT IN PERSON,IT'S WILD ANNOYING.

- WHO SHE DATES?- I JUST WANTED TO TAKE THIS--

- GOOD-BYE.THANK YOU.

- IF SHE DATED.IF SHE DATED.

- YOU'RE AN IDIOT.YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

[cell phone buzzing]

- OKAY, SO SINCE I SAW FLEX,HE HAS TWEETED 57 TIMES,

WHICH IS BANANAS.

AND HE JUST POSTED A PICTUREOF HIM DRINKING A GREEN JUICE

AT THIS LITTLE SPOTAROUND THE CORNER,

SO I'M GONNA SHOOT OVER THERE,

BECAUSE I'M CERTAINSOMETHING FUNNY IS GOING ON.

- MM.- HEY.

- HEY.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- WHAT BRINGS YOU OVER HERE?

WHY IS ANGIE STALKING ME?

I CAN'T RELAX FOR A LITTLE BITWITH MY FRIENDS HERE?

I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

- DID YOU JUST TWEET THIS DRINK?

- NO, NO, I DID NOT.WHY?

- BECAUSE I SAW ITON THE WAY OVER HERE.

- OH, YOU DID.- ARE YOU TWEETING FOR HIM?

- I CAN'T HANG OUTWITH MY FRIENDS?

- CLEARLY FLEXDOESN'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE.

THEY'RE NOT HIS FRIENDS.THEY ARE HOSTAGES.

THEY ARE INTERN HOSTAGES.

- THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.- WHAT'S THEIR NAMES?

- FRIENDS.FRIEND ONE--

- NO, FRIENDS HAVE NAMES.

- THIS IS SASHA.THIS IS, UH, JEANINE.

- SASHA!

SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK.SHE DIDN'T EVEN--

SHE DIDN'T EVEN MOVE.

SASHA!

- THE NAMES DON'T MATTER HERE.

YOU DON'T GET TO BEKING OF THE FUTURE

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDHOW THE WORLD WORKS.

SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO OUTSOURCEA LITTLE BIT OF WORK

TO KEEP THE EMPIRE POPPING.

- HOW MANY OF THESE DO YOU HAVE?

- THIS IS JUST THE FIRST SHIFT.

- OH, MY GOD.

- I GOT, LIKE, 20 TEXTSFROM YOU.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?JAY Z STANDING BEHIND ME?

WHAT'S GOING ON?- YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU BETTER BE NICE TO ME TODAY,

'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SAVEYOUR ASS IN A MAJOR WAY.

- COME ON, WHAT YOU GOT?WHAT YOU GOT?

- I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THISSINCE LAST NIGHT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU.

I DIDN'T WANT TO GETYOUR HOPES UP.

BUT GUESSWHO'S STOPPING BY TODAY.

KANYE WEST.

- REALLY?

- YEAH,SO THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY.

- YOU THINK WE CAN GET HIMON THE TV SHOW?

- YES, YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

- ALL RIGHT.- MAKE IT HAPPEN.

I BELIEVE IN YOU, BOSS.- [growls]

- IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN,KANYE'S HERE.

- IF I GET IN TROUBLEFOR TELLING THE TRUTH,

WHAT ARE YOU BEING TOLDALL THE REST OF THE TIME?

- [laughs]

- I KNOW GETTING KANYE'SA LONG SHOT, BUT WE CAN DO IT.

I KNOW WE CAN.

IT'S GAME TIME.

- IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN,KANYE'S HERE.

WE WERE JUST TALKINGABOUT SOME OF THE CHALLENGES

KANYE HAS IN THE FASHION WORLD.

- YEAH, WHAT I WANT TO EXPRESSIS, LIKE, YES, THERE ARE THINGS

THAT HOLD ME BACKBECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M BLACK.

BUT THERE'S ALSO REASONS WHYI'M THERE, BECAUSE I'M BLACK.

YOU KNOW, THEY NEED A TOKEN.

BUT SINCE I'M THE TOKEN,I'M GONNA SPEND MY TOKEN

AND TAKE THE TRAINALL THE WAY HOME.

- I KNOW GETTING KANYE'SA LONG SHOT, RIGHT?

BUT I DIDN'T GET THIS FARNOT GOING FOR THE BIG TIME.

I MEAN, KIM CAN'T EVEN GET KANYEON HER SHOW, BUT WE CAN DO IT.

I KNOW WE CAN.

- NIKE TOLD ME,"WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A ROYALTY

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOTA PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE."

I TOLD THEM, "I GO TO THE GARDENAND PLAY ONE-ON-NO-ONE."

- THAT'S RIGHT.[laughter]

- I'M A PERFORMANCE ATHLETE.

- KANYE'S THE BEST.- NO, KIM.

- NO, KANYE.

- KANYE'S VERY TALENTED,BUT KIM IS--I DON'T KNOW.

THIS IS AMAZING.THINK ABOUT IT.

TWO OF THE BIGGEST STARSOF OUR TIME...

- TOGETHER.- WERE TOGETHER.

THEY'RE LIKE FRANK SINATRAAND SAMMY DAVIS, JR.,

IF THEY WERE GAY AND TOGETHER.

- WHAT'D YOU SAY?- NO, IT WOULD BE PRESLEY.

- WE ALREADY INTERVIEWED--- GO TO WORK, PLEASE.

- WELL, WE'RE SEEINGWHAT SHE SAYS SO--

- NOW.

- TRYING TO SEEHOW TO DO AN INTERVIEW.

- WHAT DO I GETIN THE MOST TROUBLE FOR?

TELLING THE TRUTH.

SO IF I GET IN TROUBLEFOR TELLING THE TRUTH,

WHAT ARE YOU BEING TOLDALL THE REST OF THE TIME?

- HMM.- [laughs]

- IT'S GAME TIME.

I MEAN, IT'S FOURTH QUARTER,FOURTH DOWN, INCHES.

I MEAN, IT'S NINTH INNING

AND ANY OTHER GAME ANALOGYI CAN THINK OF.

I GOT TO GET THIS DONE.

SO, 'YE, I NEED YOUFOR THIS TV SHOW, MAN.

IT'S GONNA ROCK.HOT 97 TV SHOW.

IT'S FUNNY.

YOU KNOW, IF WE BROUGHT YOUON IT,

IT WOULD HAVE, LIKE,A WHOLE NOTHER THING.

A LOT OF PEOPLEDON'T KNOW YOU'RE FUNNY.

IT COULD REALLY HELPTHE STATION.

IT'D HELP YOU; PEOPLEWOULD SEE ANOTHER SIDE OF YOU.

IT'LL HELP--YOU KNOW,IT'S OUR FIRST EPISODE.

PEOPLE GET TO SEE THEINNER WORKINGS OF THE STATION.

LIKE, IT'LL BE FUN.

LIKE, IT AIN'T NO DRAMA.AIN'T NO--

- BRO, I DON'T DO TELEVISION.

- I GOT KANYE WEST.ROCKED IT.

- BUT HE SAID NO.

- KANYE WEST SAID NO ON CAMERA,EPISODE ONE.

[bleep] AMAZING.

BOOYAH, BITCHES!

- THIS SEASONON THIS IS HOT 97...

- TO NEW FRIENDS,

NEW EXPERIENCES,

AND NIGHTSWHERE ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.

- PETER.[laughter]

- WHERE'S MY FOOD?

MACK WILDS?

- THIS [bleep].

all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

- REALLY?HE'S NOT TURNING ONE YEARS OLD.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?IT'S CUTE.

IT'S OUR TIME TO CONNECT,TO HANG OUT, NEW FRIENDS.

- I LIKE THAT, CUT.- UGH.

- WE FIXIN' TO TAKE ITSOMEWHERE ELSE.

- TO KEEP THE COMPANYFROM HAVING ANY LAWSUITS

BECAUSE OF YOUR ANTICS...

- SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!

- TODAY YOU HAVESENSITIVITY TRAINING.

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT ELSE TO SAY TO HIM

EXCEPT "SHUT THE [bleep] UP"WHEN HE'S TALKING TOO MUCH.

- RIGHT.I'M NOT OFFENDED BY THAT.

I'M STILL SOREFROM THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE

AND YOU PUNCHED MEIN THE RIBS THREE TIMES.

- I'M SORRY; I DIDN'T KNOWYOU WERE SO SENSITIVE.

- [laughs]

- THE FUNK FLEX ACTION FIGURE.

YOU SEE ME?

- [bleep] MASTER FLEX.

- YOUR DOLL SAYS, "[bleep],"MAN.

- IT DOES NOT SAY, "[bleep]."

- [bleep] MASTER FLEX.

- [laughs]

- HAVE YOU EVER HADA THREESOME BEFORE?

- UH, GUYS, UH--

- NO, SHUT UP.- NOT US, MAN.

- OH.