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  • Season 3, Ep 4

Episode 4

At Drea’s birthday party, the women grill her about getting a pre-nup, causing Drea to meltdown and Brian to explode. Shanna shares her private text messages from Jessica, which threaten to tear the sisterhood apart.

aired 05/28/2014 · 41:21

>> I'VE TAKEN MY GIRLS TO THIS

REALLY COOL LITTLE BAR.

HI.

>> OH.

[chuckles]

HI, WELCOME.

WELCOME TO DESCARGA.

>> WE ARE CELEBRATING THE FACT

THAT DREA IS GETTING MARRIED AT

MY PLACE.

>> PLEASE AFTER YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY, IN A CLOSET DOOR?

[laughs]

>> WE'RE GOING INTO A CLOSET.

OH, GOD.

>> WHOO, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH,

OOH.

[laughs]

HELLO, LADIES.

>> WHAT?

>> WE'RE HAVING THE WEDDING AT

NICOLE AND MICHAEL'S HOUSE.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> YES, YES, I'M BEING SERIOUS.

>> THE BACKYARD.

>> IN THE BACKYARD.

>> YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET

MARRIED IN BEVERLY PARK?

>> DON'T SAY--THERE IS NOT A

CURSE ON BEVERLY PARK.

>> BAD LUCK.

>> I GOT A TENNIS COURT.

>> SORRY, IT IS.

>> WELL, I MEAN, MAYBE YOU'LL BE

OKAY.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> THERE'S THREE OF US THAT ARE

GOOD FRIENDS THAT LIVED IN

BEVERLY PARK, AND ALL THREE OF

US ARE NOW DIVORCED.

SO LET'S HOPE THERE'S NO CURSE

IN BEVERLY PARK.

>> PRENUP.

>> UH-HUH.

>> DO YOU HAVE ONE?

>> ACTUALLY, WE DO NOT.

>> WHAT?

>> HEY, WAIT, YOU'RE NOT

GETTING--

>> I'MA HAVE A DREAM AND--

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> 'CAUSE MY AFFAIRS THAT I HAVE

SET UP ARE SET UP IN A TRUST

FUND IN AN ESTATE,

SO IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.

>> NO PRENUP WORRIES ME.

AFTER ALL, R. KELLY'S CD IS

STILL SELLING FOR $11.99,

AND IF SHE'S GETTING ANY

OF THAT, I HOPE BRIAN'S NOT

GETTING HALF OF THAT.

>> I THINK, LIKE, PRENUPS ARE A

MUST BECAUSE THAT WAY IT'S--YOU

DON'T HAVE TO HATE EACH OTHER,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IT'S, LIKE, IT'S CLEAN.

IT'S IN PLACE.

LIKE, HERE YOU'RE GONNA GET SO

MUCH--THIS MUCH A MONTH FOR THE

CHILD, AND THAT WAY YOU

DON'T--THERE'S NO ANIMOSITY.

THERE'S NO ANGER.

>> I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE

[bleep] IS.

SHE NEEDS TO SIGN A PRENUP.

I THINK DREA'S THINKING WITH HER

VAGINA, QUITE HONESTLY, BUT HE'S

BEEN THERE FOR HER IN THE SIX

MONTHS THAT HE'S KNOWN HER.

SHE'S IN LOVE.

NOBODY CAN TELL HER OTHERWISE.

>> HOW DO YOU FEEL, LIKE, WHEN

YOUR EX STARTED, LIKE, DATING

AGAIN IN THE PUBLIC EYE?

>> I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED HIM TO

BE HAPPY.

I JUST--I HEARD A RUMOR THAT

HE'S DATING A 19-YEAR-OLD NOW.

>> YEAH.

>> WHICH IS KIND OF DISTURBING.

>> both: YEAH.

>> TOO YOUNG.

>> HE'S KIND OF LIKE--

>> I JUST GET, LIKE, EVERY

LETTER FROM, LIKE, EVERY HUMAN

BEING THAT I PROBABLY HAVEN'T

EVEN SPOKEN TO IN, LIKE,

YEARS JUST IS, LIKE--DECIDES TO

SEND ME THE LINK TO E.N. NEWS

OR SENDS ME THE LINK TO TMZ,

BUT IT'S, LIKE, I DON'T NEED

TO SEE IT, YOU KNOW?

FOR INSTANCE, MAYBE DATING ONE

OF MY GOOD FRIENDS, YOU KNOW.

>> [gasps]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> SO I HAVE TO, LIKE, SEE--HE'S

DATING CARMEN ELECTRA.

>> [gasps]

>> OH, GOD, I WAS LIKE, "CARMEN,

LOOK, LIKE, HERE, YOU CAN DATE

HIM.

I WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED IF YOU

HAD CALLED ME AND SAID, 'HEY,

THIS IS GOING ON.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW SO I

DON'T GET 20 EMAILS LOOKING AND

FEELING LIKE AN ASS.'"

>> CRAZY.

>> I LOVE MY EX-HUSBAND, AND I

WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY, AND IF

THAT HAPPINESS MEANS ME NOT

BEING THE WOMAN IN HIS LIFE,

THEN THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA

BE.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE

HUMILIATED IN THE PROCESS.

>> YOU DO NOT DATE YOUR FRIEND'S

EX.

>> OKAY.

>> BUT IT HAPPENS, AND WHEN IT

HAPPENS, YOU GOT TO BE THE

BIGGER WOMAN AND JUST--

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> I'MA BE A BIGGER WOMAN BY

BEING ON TOP OF HER ASS.

>> [laughs]

>> DAMN.

>> I'MA LET THAT FRIEND KNOW,

"YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHEN IT'S

COMING, BUT I'MA GET YOU."

SHE AGREES IT'S A WHUP ASS PASS.

>> NO, IT--OH, GOD.

>> HE WORE THIS?

>> YES, AND LOOK, I HAD BUTTONS

SO I COULD PUT IT ON ALL MY

CLOTHES.

>> I WOULDN'T GIVE THIS UP.

I'D WEAR THIS [bleep].

YOU WANT ME ANSWER YOUR DOOR?

>> OH, I'LL ANSWER IT.

>> WHATEVER.

>> SINCE I'VE GOT MY NEW MAN AND

THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS, I'VE

GOT TO CLEAR SOME THINGS OUT, SO

I'VE INVITED DOMINIQUE FROM

BEVERLY HILLS PAWN TO LOOK AT

SOME OF MY MEMORABILIA FROM MY

MARRIAGE WITH PRINCE.

>> HI.

>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?

DOMINIQUE.

>> I'M NICOLE.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU OFFICIALLY.

>> JUST GIVING YOU A TASTE OF

WHAT I GOT.

>> OKAY.

>> I GOT--I GOT TO DIP THESE.

>> YEAH, YOU NEED TO GIVE HER--

>> I DON'T WANT THESE...

>> ARE THOSE WEDDING FLUTES?

>> WITH OUR DATE.

>> IS YOUR NAME ON THIS?

DID PRINCE DRINK OUT OF THIS?

>> YES.

[laughs]

THAT'S GROSS.

>> EVEN IF I WAS STILL MAD AT

MAYTE, I WOULD FORGET IT ALL

JUST TO BE CLOSE TO PRINCE'S

[bleep].

>> OH.

>> GIVE ME THAT.

>> OH.

>> I WORE THAT FOR THE MOST

BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD

MONOCLE.

>> YOU HAVE A KEY?

>> GOT TO FIND THE KEYS.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE KEYS?

>> YEAH, YOU DON'T--YEAH, YOU

KNOW YOU PUT IT ON, THAT'D BE

FUNNY.

>> NO, I HAD 'EM.

I WORE 'EM ON STAGE.

>> THAT'S SOME NASTY STUFF.

>> DON'T PUT THIS ON 'CAUSE YOU

WILL BE ALL NIGHT WITH THIS.

>> PUT IT ON ME.

>> I DON'T HAVE THE KEY.

>> JUST LET ME SEE IT.

>> YOU'RE GONNA BE CALLING

SOMEBODY TO GET YOU THE DAMN

KEY.

I'MA LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

>> OH, DAMN.

>> OH, IT'S DONE NOW.

>> OH, I CAN'T REALLY GET THIS

[bleep] OFF, FOR REAL.

>> I TOLD YOU.

>> [screams]

OH, I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH YOUR

ASS.

I CAN'T GET IT OFF.

>> I TOLD YOU.

>> IT'S TIGHT.

>> YOU BETTER CALL SOMEBODY.

>> I AGREE WITH YOU.

I--[bleep].

>> LET ME GOOGLE LOCKSMITH.

>> SYMBOL NUMBER ONE OR SYMBOL

NUMBER TWO?

>> THAT'S ONE WITH ME WITH ME

WITH AN M, SO IT'S BOTH.

LOCKSMITH?

>> OKAY.

>> YES, PLEASE.

>> ENCINO.

>> YES.

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>> LET ME NEGOTIATE 'EM.

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU DO

A NEGOTIATION.

>> RIGHT NOW, MY BLOOD

CIRCULATION IS ABOUT TO CUT OFF.

>> HI.

>> HEY.

>> YES, CAN I SPEAK TO THE

MANAGER OR THE OWNER, PLEASE?

NEED A LOCKSMITH TO COME OUT

HERE FOR, LIKE, A FIVE-MINUTE

THING TO JUST TAKE A HANDCUFF

OFF A GORGEOUS GIRL.

>> OKAY, GIVE ME THE ADDRESS.

>> GET THIS [bleep]

OFF OF ME NOW.

[laughs]

THE ONLY WAY IT CAN STAY ON ME

IS IF PRINCE WAS ON THE OTHER

HAND.

[laughs]

>> WHERE'S THE WEDDING OUTFIT?

>> WHERE'S THE [bleep]?

>> I HAVE IT.

>> LIKE, HERE, HERE, RIGHT NOW?

>> YEAH.

>> AM I LEAVING WITH IT?

CAN I HAVE IT?

>> DO YOU WANT IT?

>> CAN I HAVE IT?

>> YOU CAN TAKE MINE.

>> I'LL BITE YOU.

[laughter]

>> I'LL GIVE YOU MINE.

IT STILL FITS.

I WAS VERY PROUD.

>> WOW.

>> OUCH.

MAYTE, I'M REALLY GETTING

FREAKED OUT, FOR REAL.

>> OH, CHECK THIS OUT.

>> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

>> WE'RE TALKING, LIKE, 50 GRAND

FOR THE SET.

>> REALLY?

WHO KNEW A TACKY WEDDING DRESS

COULD MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY?

>> OH, IS HE HERE?

>> I THINK HE'S HERE.

I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE FREE.

>> THANK YOU, GOD, FOR REAL.

THIS [bleep] REALLY HURTS.

>> PLEASE TAKE THIS [bleep]

OFF.

I AM REALLY SERIOUS.

>> THIS IS REALLY VALUABLE.

>> NO, NO.

>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S

VALUABLE BECAUSE IT WAS PRINCE.

THE...

WHOO, KISS, AH.

>> YAY.

>> OKAY, IT'S [bleep].

PLEASE TAKE IT OFF.

I GOT ALL KIND OF [bleep].

[all screaming]

NICE.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU.

>> WOW, THAT'S OFF.

>> THIS [bleep] HURT.

>> OKAY, NOW THAT THE DRAMA IS

TAKEN CARE OFF, LET'S GET BACK

TO BUSINESS.

>> UM...

>> OKAY.

>> YEAH, SO--YEAH, LET'S

DO--TAKE MY WEDDING DRESS.

>> OKAY.

>> YOU HAVE MY JEWELRY.

YOU TAKE THE REST OF THE CHINA.

>> I WOULD LOVE THE CHINA.

>> YEAH.

>> I WOULD LOVE THE SHOES.

>> MM-HMM.

>> I WOULD LOVE THE CUFFS.

>> GIVE ME A GOOD PRICE.

>> SEE THAT NUMBER RIGHT THERE?

THAT RIGHT THERE MAKES THE

NUMBER.

>> NO WAY.

>> LET ME SEE.

LET ME SEE.

LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE.

>> YOU'RE GETTING PAID OFF THIS

[bleep] RIGHT HERE.

>> NO.

>> I DON'T WANT THIS NUMBER

GETTING OUT.

>> OH, HELL.

>> OKAY.

>> DAMN, I'M LEAVING.

>> [laughs]

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HOW MUCH,

BUT LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S A LOT.

[laughs]

>> I'M LEAVING WITH THIS AND

THAT.

>> YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD.

JUST GIVE ME THAT NECKLACE

FIRST.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>> YES.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

OH, LORD, WHAT DID I JUST WALK

IN ON?

>> WELL, SPEAKING OF WEDDINGS,

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR

WEDDING?

>> ARE YOU, LIKE, FREAKING OUT A

LITTLE BIT?

LIKE, ARE YOU, LIKE, WORRIED

THAT MAYBE IT'S MAYBE TOO SOON,

OR DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING

THROUGH, LIKE, A MIDLIFE CRISIS?

OR DO YOU FEEL LIKE MAYBE--

>> OH, BITCH, NO, HOLD UP.

>> SO DO YOU FEEL LIKE--

[laughter]

>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

IF MY MOM SAID MIDLIFE CRISIS TO

ME, I'D CUT HER HEAD OFF.

>> THE LADIES AND STUFF WERE

JUST TALKING, AND THEY WERE JUST

CONCERNED BECAUSE THEY--

>> SO THIS IS A MOTHER [bleep]

GROUP EFFORT.

>> WELL, I KNOW, LIKE--YOU KNOW,

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT, LIKE,

PRENUPS AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

>> BUT DOES IT REALLY--IT'S MY

LIFE.

IF I GOT A PRENUP, POSTNUP,

UP-NUP, DOWN-NUP, EM-NUP, THAT'S

NOBODY'S [...] BUSINESS.

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT AT THE

END OF IT.

NOBODY ELSE, AND NOBODY KNOWS

THE [bleep] ME AND BRIAN

HAVE BEEN THROUGH.

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE HAS DONE

FOR ME.

I TOLD YOU ALL I'M COOL.

I'M GOOD.

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO.

Y'ALL DON'T LET THE [...] LIE.

Y'ALL KEEP ASKING ME THE SAME

[bleep] QUESTION.

>> 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO IT YET.

ONCE IT'S DONE, IT'S DONE.

GOOD FRIENDS ASK QUESTIONS

BECAUSE WE CARE.

IF YOU GUYS ARE SO CONFIDENT AND

CLEAR IN YOUR DECISION-MAKING,

WHY SO PISSED OFF?

>> WELL, LET'S DO THIS.

THE [bleep]

DON'T HAVE TO BE DONE.

IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT IT, YOU

DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF IT,

THEN YOUR ASS DON'T HAVE TO SHOW

UP.

YOU DON'T KNOW IF [...]

DONE OR NOT.

BAM, THEN EVERYBODY CAN [bleep]

SLEEP AT NIGHT, AND Y'ALL AIN'T

GOT TO WONDER, "DID I DO IT?

DID I WANT TO DO IT?

SHOULD SHE HAVE DONE IT?

DO SHE GOT A PRENUP, A

POST-NUP?"

Y'ALL HAVE THE DON'T [...]

SHOW UP NUP.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

>> WELL, IT IS AT MY HOUSE.

>> REALLY?

I THINK EVERYBODY'S MOTHER

TAUGHT THEM IF YOU DON'T HAVE

ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, KEEP YOUR

MOTHER [bleep] MOUTH SHUT.

Y'ALL NEED TO JUST SUPPORT THE

[...] FACT THAT I'M HAPPY.

NOW I'M SITTING HERE TELLING

Y'ALL I'M THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER

BEEN.

I'M MORE SURE ABOUT MARRYING HIM

THAN I WAS WHEN I MARRIED

ROBERT, SO WHAT IS THE [bleep]

PROBLEM?

>> THERE IS NO PROBLEM.

>> JUST BE SUPPORT--AND IF YOU

NOT SUPPORTIVE, DON'T COME TO MY

[...] WEDDING.

>> I'M GOING TO BE SUPPORTIVE.

>> DON'T EVEN COME TO MY

WEDDING.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> I'M DONE WITH IT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP ASKING ME

THE SAME [bleep] QUESTION

OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

>> BUT I ASKED HIM THE LAST

GODDAMN QUESTION I HAD TO ASK

HIM.

>> YOUR ASS ACT LIKE I MET HIS

ASS AT A BAR AND CAME BACK THE

NEXT DAY AND WAS LIKE

[bleep] GOOD.

>> I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]

IF YOU MET HIM ON THE--ON THE--

>> I CAN'T.

I CAN'T.

I CAN'T. I CAN'T.

>> HE IS--

>> LIKE I SAID, Y'ALL DON'T HAVE

TO DEAL WITH IT.

YOU AIN'T GOT TO SUCK A [...]

OR COOK A DISH.

I DO.

>> WELL, I'M GONNA BE THERE.

YOU AIN'T GONNA GET RID OF ME.

NEITHER IS HE, SO ALL I GOT TO

SAY IS BOTTOM LINE, THAT'S MY

BITCH.

THAT'S MY GIRL.

I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]

IF SHE MARRIED TODAY.

SHE COULD BE MARRIED TODAY.

SHE COULD BE MARRIED TOMORROW,

SO AT THE END OF THE DAY,

[...] OVER HER.

I'MA [bleep] OVER YOU.

>> WE CAN DO THIS.

WE CAN DO THIS, HOMEY.

>> WHAT?

>> I COME FROM THIS.

WE CAN DO THIS.

>> MY PROMISE TO YOU AIN'T FOR

TODAY.

MY PROMISE TO YOU IS FOR

TOMORROW.

MY PROMISE YOU FOR TOMORROW.

>> BELIEVE THAT [...].

I TEAR THIS MOTHER [bleep] UP.

>> HEY.

>> BELIEVE THAT.

>> THIS IS MY MOTHER[...] HOUSE.

>> BELIEVE THAT.

>> IT'S A BRAND NEW--IT'S A

DIFFERENT WORLD, DUDE.

>> JOSEPH, GET--

>> IT'S ALL GOOD.

>> IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD.

>> IT'S ALL GOOD.

>> THE OLD DON'T LIVE HERE

NO MORE.

>> I DON'T DO ALL THAT TALKING.

I DROP SOME MOTHER [...].

I DROP SOME MOTHER [...].

I DON'T DO ALL THAT TALKING.

>> LET'S GO.

>> I DON'T DO ALL THAT TALKING.

>> LET'S GO.

>> NAH, NAH.

NAH, I DON'T DO ALL THAT

TALKING.

>> LET'S GO.

>> I'M PUTTING [bleep]

SLEEP ON THESE STREETS.

YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY.

YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY.

[all speaking at once]

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> TONY, GO.

TONY, GO.

>> PUNCH A BITCH.

[all speaking at once]

>> [screams]

>> TEAR THIS BITCH UP.

GOT ME [...] UP, [bleep].

YOU DON'T WANT TO--YOU DON'T

WANT TO SEE ME LIKE THAT.

>> NO.

TONY, GO.

TONY.

>> YOU COOL?

>> YEAH, I'M COOL.

>> OKAY.

>> I JUST--YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO

ME.

>> TONY, IF IT'S NOT GONNA BE

AUTHENTIC, IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA

BE TRULY HAPPY, DON'T PRETEND TO

BE HAPPY 'CAUSE I'M UPSET.

YOU'VE SHOWN ME HOW YOU REALLY

FEEL ABOUT IT, SO I'M GOING TO

TAKE THAT AS FACE VALUE THAT

THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY FEEL.

YOU REALLY FEEL I SHOULD NOT BE

MARRYING HIM, AND IF THAT IS THE

CASE, DON'T COME TO MY WEDDING.

>> ARE YOU READY TO DO YOUR--

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST--I'M READY TO GO HOME.

>> CAN I TALK TO YOU?

>> I'MA GIVE HER A GIFT, AND

THEN WE'LL CHOP IT UP.

>> BABE, REALLY, I'D RATHER DO

IT AT HOME.

I'M GOOD 'CAUSE I'M NOT ABOUT TO

HAVE EVERYBODY OOHING AND AWING.

BITCH, YOU AIN'T HAPPY FOR ME NO

WAY, SO DON'T DO THAT.

>> IT'S OVER WITH NOW.

LET'S BE DONE WITH IT AND JUST

CONTINUE AND JUST BLOCK IT OUT

LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND MOVE

FORWARD.

>> BABE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO

BLOCK [bleep]

LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

IT HAPPENED.

>> OKAY.

>> [bleep] REAL.

>> WE OVER WITH IT.

OKAY, WE OVER WITH NOW.

IT'S OVER WITH NOW.

>> WE GOT IT OUT.

>> GOT IT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM.

IT'S COOL.

WE GOOD.

LET'S KEEP IT MOVING.

>> BRIAN STILL OWE ME A DRINK,

BUT--

>> YOU OWE ME TWO.

>> NOT MY DRINK.

>> I'LL GO GET YOU A DRINK.

OKAY.

COME ON.

COME ON.

>> I FEEL BAD FOR DREA.

I MEAN, HER BIRTHDAY PARTY GOT

TOTALLY MESSED UP.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

[laughter]

OH, THEY'RE CUTE.

[laughs]

THANK YOU, MY GOODNESS.

YOU--

[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

>> I DON'T LIKE Y'ALL BITCHES,

BUT I LOVE YOU.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIATCH.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

>> ONE MORE GIFT.

>> I GOT ANOTHER GIFT?

>> LITTLE SOMETHING.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

IT'S A BOX.

[laughter]

>> WHAT IS THIS?

[screams]

YOU GOT MY BENZ!

[screams]

[cheers and applause]

>> I GOT TO GIVE IT TO BRIAN.

I MEAN, HE SURE DOES KNOW HOW TO

PUT A SMILE BACK ON DREA'S FACE.

>> HERE YOU GO.

>> [screams]

>> OH.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH.

>> GONNA SIT HERE AND CUT THE

CAKE.

COME ON, YOU'RE 40.

COME ON, LET'S HAVE FUN.

LIFE'S TOO SHORT.

LET'S HAVE A CAKE PARTY.

>> HAPPY 40TH.

HAPPY 40TH.

>> WHOO.

>> WHOO.

>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> [laughs]

>> I DON'T LIKE THAT.

I DON'T LIKE THAT.

SHANNA, DON'T.

DON'T [bleep] TOUCH ME

LIKE THAT.

DON'T TOUCH ME.

NO, I DON'T LIKE THAT.

I DON'T WANT MY [bleep]

ON MY FACE.

>> OKAY.

>> I DON'T WANT [bleep]

ON ME--I DON'T LIKE IT.

NO.

>> SHE HIT ME HANDS, LIKE,

REALLY KIND OF--LIKE

A--[chuckles]

HARD.

LIKE, SHE LOST HER [bleep]

IN THAT MOMENT, AND I FELT

AWFUL.

ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET JESSICA.

>> I SAW WHAT JESSICA DID TO

SHANNA, AND I'LL TELL YOU,

SHANNA JUST LOOKED ABSOLUTELY

SHOCKED.

AND I KNOW AT SOME POINT,

THERE'S GONNA BE A CONVERSATION.

>> I AM--

>> [screams]

>> [laughs]

>> IT'S NOT--

>> EVEN THOUGH NIGHT ENDED ON A

HIGH NOTE AND MY BOOBOO BRIAN

DID SAVE MY BIRTHDAY, I STILL

HAVE ISSUES WITH MY SISTERS.

LIKE, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THEY

THINK AS HAPPY AS I AM AND

YOU'RE BEING WITNESS TO IT THAT

THEY DON'T THINK I'M SURE.

WOW, MAYBE MY GIRLS DON'T KNOW

ME AFTER ALL.

[laughs]

>> [screams]

>> BUENAS NOCHE.

[laughs]

>> SO THIS IS ONE OF MY BEST,

BEST FRIENDS...

>> HELLO.

>> HI.

>> MARIO.

>> SO HE'S TEACHING US HIS,

LIKE, GRANDMA'S, LIKE, RECIPE

FROM ITALY.

AND SO LET'S DO THIS.

WE'RE SO EXCITED.

WHAT DO WE DO?

WHAT DO WE DO?

>> I KNOW.

>> AFTER DREA'S 40TH BIRTHDAY, I

WANTED TO INVITE SOME OF THE

LADIES OVER MY HOUSE FOR PASTA

NIGHT AND GET SOME THINGS OFF MY

CHEST.

>> AND NOW YOU MAKE IT, LIKE,

THICK.

>> YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A

GIANT PENIS.

[laughter]

>> EXACTLY.

>> I NEVER LOOKED AT IT THIS

WAY.

OTHERWISE I WOULD NEVER--

>> MARIO'S THERE ROLLING DOUGH,

AND TOOK A COUPLE MINUTES BEFORE

IT LED TO SEX.

[laughs]

ROLLING NOODLES.

[laughs]

>> YEAH.

>> I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, MARIO.

>> [laughs]

WOW.

>> SO WE'RE GONNA CUT THIS.

>> AWESOME, YES.

WE CUT IT LIKE THAT.

>> OKAY.

>> NOW.

>> OH, AND YOU SMASH IT NOW.

>> PUT IT LIKE THAT,

AND YOU DO, LIKE, THAT.

>> YOU CURL.

AH.

>> YOU TAKE THAT AND FLIP IT,

AND WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

>> OH.

>> WAIT, I GOT IT.

>> AND THEN YOU FLIP IT.

>> YEAH, AND IT'LL--YOU FLIP IT.

THAT'S A GOOD START.

>> THOSE ARE CUTE.

>> THAT IS A GOOD START.

GET SOME PRACTICE.

>> MINE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE

VAGINA.

>> [screams]

>> THERE WE GO.

THERE WE GO.

>> IT'S A LOT OF WORK TO MAKE

PASTA, WHICH IS WHY WE BUY IT IN

BOXES.

>> YOU TEXTED ME, SHANNA, AFTER

THE PARTY.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> OKAY, AND MIND YOU, LIKE, I

WAS JUST SHOPPING WITH JESSICA,

LIKE, TRYING ON AFROS AND BRAS,

AND SHE GRABS MY BOOBS ALL THE

TIME AND--

>> AND SHE DID THIS.

>> YOU KNOW, AND SHE'S, LIKE,

FUN AND CRAZY, SO I THOUGHT IF

ANYONE WOULDN'T GET, LIKE,

UPSET...

>> IT WOULD BE HER.

>> PLAYING, IT WOULD BE, LIKE,

JESSICA, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> SO I GRAB, LIKE, JUST, LIKE,

CAKE.

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE, LIKE,

FROSTING OR ANYTHING, AND I WENT

UP TO HER.

AND I WAS LIKE, "JESSICA, I HAVE

CAKE."

AND I WENT LIKE THIS,

AND SHE SNAPPED HER [bleep].

LIKE, SHE, LIKE, PUT YOUR HANDS

UP.

LIKE, SHE, LIKE, KIND OF, LIKE,

HIT MY HANDS LIKE THIS AND WAS

LIKE, "DON'T DO THAT, SHANNA.

LIKE, I DON'T [...] LIKE THAT.

I DON'T LIKE THAT.

DON'T TOUCH ME."

AND I LITERALLY--AND THESE

PEOPLE WHO WERE STANDING

THERE--I LITERALLY, LIKE,

[bleep] FROZE.

LIKE, I WAS LIKE, "OH, SO YOU'RE

NOT ALL FUN GO-LUCKY JESSICA,

ARE YOU?

YOU'RE CONNIVING LITTLE MEAN

BITCH JESSICA.

THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE."

SHE ACTED LIKE I ASSAULTED

HER.

LIKE, DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON

ME.

LIKE, YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH ME

AGAIN.

SHE'S A FAKE PERSON TO ME,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

SHE'S LIKE THAT WITH ALL OF YOU

GIRLS, AND I HAVE PROOF OF IT IN

DIFFERENT TEXTS FROM JESSICA.

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU GOT TEXTS?

>> I HAVE TEXTS AND--

>> WHAT KIND--WHAT KIND OF TEXTS

YOU GOT?

>> JUST, YOU KNOW, GOOD TEXTS.

NOT NICE, REALLY NOT NICE.

>> YOU HAVE TEXTS ON ALL OF US?

YOU BETTER SHOW ME THAT DAMN

PHONE.

>> JUST KNOW THAT BLACK GIRLS

AND WHITE GIRLS DON'T MIX.

>> HUH?

>> BLACK GIRLS AND WHITE GIRLS

DON'T MIX.

THAT'S WHAT WAS SAID TO ME.

>> THAT'S WHAT JESSICA SAID?

>> YEAH, SHE CAN DATE BLACK MEN,

BUT BLACK GIRL AND WHITE GIRLS

DON'T MIX.

>> BREATHE.

LET ME HEAR THAT AGAIN 'CAUSE

THAT IS NOT THE JESSICA I KNOW.

>> SORRY TO KNOW THAT SHE FEELS

THAT WAY.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET TO THE

BOTTOM OF THAT COMMENT.

DO YOU HAVE THE TEXT?

CAN YOU SHOW US THAT?

>> YEAH, SURE.

>> I WAS REALLY LOOKING FOR A

WAY TO EXONERATE JESSICA.

I LIKE BLACK GUYS, BUT I'M

SORRY, BLACK GIRLS AND WHITE

GIRLS DO NOT MESH,

BOTTOM LINE.

THERE WAS NOWHERE TO GO WITH IT.

IS THAT ANOTHER ONE, SHANNA?

>> YEAH, LISTEN, I HAVE ANXIETY

RIGHT NOW, AND I CAN'T DRINK.

AND WE CAN JUST LEAVE THAT ONE

TO REST.

>> [laughs]

I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT

TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

WHY WOULD YOU BE DUMB ENOUGH TO

TEXT THAT?

JESSICA, YOU GOT TO FACE THE

MUSIC.

YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS.

REALLY, WHAT ARE YOU--WHAT IS

THIS?

I NEED SOME MORE CANDY.

[laughter]

>> WOW.

>> UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE.

>> I'M NOT GONNA HAVE YOUR BACK.

I NEED TO KNOW WHY THE [bleep]

YOU SAID THAT.

WHEN IT DOES GET TO SHAMICKA,

DREA, NICOLE, ALL HELL'S GONNA

BREAK LOOSE.