They said they were going to tour. That’s not happening. They’re being inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame on Monday. They’re saying "don’t expect us." The boss of the outfit is rehabbing, the old singer is in a huff, and the bassist, frozen out by the others, may or may not show. Damn. Van Halen has disintegrated right in front of our very eyes. Hope Vertical Horizon, I mean, Velvet Revolver, has fun covering the guys’ stuff that night.