Carmen Electra‘s publicist has shot down months-old reports that she and butch rocker Joan Jett are an item. It’s too bad, they look cute together in that heteronormative, you-know-damn-well-who-wears-the-leather-pants kinda way. Sucks!
Anyway, with that cleared up, after the jump is a list of a few more people that Carmen Electra isn’t dating. Just in case you’re (sexually) confused. [UsMagazine.com]
Carmen Electra is not, as far as we can tell, dating the following:
Her ex, Dave Navarro
Cartoon Brody Jenner
Her crazy-assed self
A tube sock.
And if you didn’t know, now you do.