Carmen and Joan: Just Friends

by (@katespencer)

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Carmen Electra‘s publicist has shot down months-old reports that she and butch rocker Joan Jett are an item. It’s too bad, they look cute together in that heteronormative, you-know-damn-well-who-wears-the-leather-pants kinda way. Sucks!

Anyway, with that cleared up, after the jump is a list of a few more people that Carmen Electra isn’t dating. Just in case you’re (sexually) confused. [UsMagazine.com]

Carmen Electra is not, as far as we can tell, dating the following:

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Her ex, Dave Navarro

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Sanjaya Malakar

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Abigal Breslin

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K-Fed

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J-Hud

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Kim-Poss

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Cartoon Brody Jenner

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Toucan Sam

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Her crazy-assed self

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A tube sock.

And if you didn’t know, now you do.