Britney Pens Poem to Mom

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Britneybird
Britney’s legal letter demanding her mom stay far way from her two tots wasn’t the meanest note she handed to Lynne Spears last week. Apparently the pop princess also included a poem entitled "Dear Mama" in her paper pile, detailing what she feels is unforgivable mother-daughter treatment. A source reveals that Brit disowns her mom in the piece, writing that "she couldn?t imagine a mother doing what she did to her child.?

And just what did Lynne do? Well supposedly Britney hired a private investigator to dig up the dirt and obtained recordings of her phone calls with K-Fed. One has her plotting a visit with Sean and Jayden at his place behind the pop princess’ back, in which Lynne even says, "I have to be careful that Britney doesn?t find out!" Nice try Mama. You should know better than to mess with Britney Jean!

Below the jump, our imagined version of Brit’s poetic masterpiece.   

"Dear Mama"
(not by Britney Spears)

Can’t imagine a mother doing what you did to your child.
How could you let me marry a guy who wears socks with flip flops?
Even Sean Preston thinks that was a bad move.
Ef (like ‘if’, get it?) you ever mess with me again
These hands will go all umbrella up on yo’ ass.
Oh and in case you didn’t hear me the first time:
Stop looking through the peep holeof my soul.