Pics: Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Bonanza

by (@katespencer)

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In what could easily go down as the creepiest pic of the week, Jessica Simpson (with her parents and hairdresser Ken Paves in tow) gives us her best O mouth while watching models debut her new swimwear line in Miami. The bathing suits, which Jess says she is "beyond excited" about, range in style "from all-American girl to bohemian." At the fashion show, Jess got so worked up she exclaimed, "I don’t even know what to do with myself!" Shutting that mouth would probably be a good start.

More pics of bikinis, Kim Kardashian and Papa Joe Simpson – under the cut!

Jess and her mom do a funky dance celebrating all the cash they’re raking in, while Ken Paves gets that bug-eyed, "Eek I just passed gas!" look and probably hopes no one catches a whiff.

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The bathing suits were brilliantly accessorized with ties, straw hats from 1920, and giant sunglasses that would later eat the model’s face.

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Jessica’s biggest fans were in attendance. Kim Kardashian did "the pose," dad Joe Simpson mixed a white suit with a sunburn for a fresh summer look, and Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler dragged her man to the event while rockin’ her silk pajamas.

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Have you ever seen a more p*ssed off boyfriend in your life? This is worse than being dragged to a midnight showing of Dirty Dancing.  Not even hilariously accessorized bikinis can cheer Scott Sartiano up.

[Sources: The Sun/ETOnline/HollyScoop. Images: Getty]