The Hova was asked recently if he was planning on marrying his gal pal Beyonc?, and his response was “One day soon ? let’s leave it at that.” But of course, we can’t just leave it at that. How soon could he possibly mean?
- When Beyonc? stops falling on her ass onstage?
- When the original members of Destiny’s Child reunite?
- When Kanye West and 50 Cent record an album together?
- When Jay-Z asks Nas to be his Best Man?
- When Lindsay Lohan is sober?
We get it J. As soon as never. We’ll save the date. [Us Weekly. Image: Getty]