Lindsay Lohan Will Wash Cars for Cash

by (@katespencer)

lindsay1015.jpgLittle LiLo has apparently squandered all her hard-earned (yeah, right) cash on crap like hotel rooms to do drugs in, fancy pants with drug-laced pockets, rehab to fix her drug problems, lawyers to handle her many DUI charges, and of course, drugs. Rehab alone apparently has cost the actress over $137, 000 – after all, she’s been in and out three times this year. Linds has had to sell her apartments in the Big Apple and Los Angeles in order to put some cash in her pocket, and is shacking up at a producer pal’s house in LA while shooting her latest flick this month because she can’t even afford a stint at a Super 8 Motel. So if acting isn’t a lucrative enough gig to support the $70,000 she likes to spend on tanning, we’ve thought of some other odd jobs Lindsay can do to get that savings account up past the zero mark.

  • Walk Paris Hilton‘s dogs and clean out her monkey’s cage
  • Become Britney’s next assistant
  • Serve as Owen Wilson‘s sober companion
  • Babysit Nicole Richie‘s new baby – or her sunglasses collection
  • Have a bake sale – Linds can sell those pot brownies she surely knows how to make
  • Serve as Al Gore‘s campaign manager if he runs for president – after all, aren’t they like BFF?

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