Thursday: Ne-Yo You Didn’t

by (@katespencer)

neyo.jpgLindsay Lohan Needs Your Money
LiLo is unemployed and desperate for cash – care to spare a nickel…or some botox? [NYDN]

Ne-Yo Sues Former Pal R. Kelly
The rising star is suing the creepy crooner after getting booted from his tour, and claims he was kicked off because the fans were liking him better. [NYDN]

Amy Winehouse: Renewing Vows in Slammer
Wino’s also apparently penning a new song for her jailed hubby, too. Crackheads are so romantic, eh? [NME]

Janet?s Sexy Songs Make Babies
Miss Jackson loves it when people tell her about all the babies they conceive to her tunes – except when it’s her bro Michael talking. [People]

No Ring for Kim Kardashian
Kim K. is NOT engaged to Reggie Bush, ya’ll – they’re just making sex tapes. But they’re totes in love. [EOnline]