Friday: Suri Cruise is Wise Beyond Her Years

by (@katespencer)

suri-cruise.jpgJessica Alba Totally Psyched About Baby Bump
She says of her life, “It’s the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fianc? ? everything.” This chick is the reason why girls hate other girls. [People]

Brit?s Kid Covered in Bruises, Bite Mark
Cops were worried, but it turns out Jayden got the bruises at K-Fed’s house and the bite from his older bro. And here we thought Brit confused him for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.? [Us]

Pam Anderson Calls Marriage: ?Can of Worms?
Spoken like someone who gets married after knowing the guy from 2 months.? [Us]

Katie Holmes Raves About Suri
“She’s a very strong woman,” Katie Holmes says of her daughter”…And really magical.” Um, and you’re a very creepy woman. And really brainwashed.? [People]

Rosie And Elisabeth Make Up
If these two can become friends again, than world peace is possible! Though, their friendship is way more important than ethnic groups who have battled for centuries, obvs.? [People]

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