Britney’s Life Would Make Anyone Insane

by (@katespencer)

Yeah yeah, we love to call her nuts too, but let’s be real: if you lived in Britney Spears‘ shoes for 24 hours, you’d be batsh*t crazy in no time. Considering what the girl goes through, it’s a miracle she’s not way worse. Maybe we’ve just warmed up to Brit again now that her dad Jamie’s got her on the straight and narrow, but seriously, let’s give her some room to heal and get back to her regular ol’ Cheeto-guzzling ways. Then we can harass the crap out of her!

Take for example, the video above, in which poor little BritBrit is smothered by photogs – and some freak in a wig – galore while trying to get back into her Starbucks routine (we particularly enjoyed the moment she freaks out on her bodyguard). Haven’t we seen this? occurrence a billion times before? The girl gets her daily 2200 calorie intake from one giant drink. Move on! Then, earlier in the day Britney was allowed to see her sons again (woohoo!), but was stalked from above by the ever-present paps. Maybe we should all agree to give the girl some space to get back to “normal.” Do we really want to be responsible for driving her to walk into gas station bathrooms barefoot again?