Gossip Break: ScarJo is Off the Market

by (@katespencer)

scarjo.jpgScarlett Johansson is engaged to her older beau, Alanis’ ex Ryan Reynolds. What a great distraction from her awful album!? [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan‘s gonna play a down-on-her luck gal on Ugly Betty. Art imitates life?? [DListed]

Photoshop makes Mariah Carey looking amazing!? [Seriously? OMG]

BritBrit‘s back on How I Met Your Mother, and she looks better on TV than in real life.? [Just Jared]

Foxy Brown‘s wanted back in court to deal with more assault charges.? Riker’s wants that ill na-na!? [Bossip]

Usher‘s new video looks like a bad Sly Stallone action movie.? [Concrete Loop]