- Eye liner? Check.
- Hair straightener? Check.
- White Doc Martens? Check.
- Black skinny tux with skinny tie? Check.
- Loony divorced big sister/maid of honor/drunkest person at the reception? CHECK!
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married this weekend, and no one cares! The pair are going to great lengths to keep the affair “top secret,” but they could get married in my apartment and I wouldn’t freak out and go. Their lovey-dovey emo shtick is getting very, very old, so we wish them the best in their marriage, which will hopefully be way more successful than Ashlee’s music career. [Us]