No Booze Means Beyonce’s Having a Baby!

by (@katespencer)

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Gasp! Beyonce “only drank water” at Kanye West‘s concert after-party here in NYC last week. B normally likes to nurse a glass or two of champagne while out on the town, but this time she swore off the booze. Well obviously, this is a sure sign that she MUST be knocked up. Other things that Beyonce did that night that surely prove she’s preggers?

  • touched her stomach
  • wore a slightly baggy shirt
  • held hands with her husband Jay-Z
  • went to the bathroom
  • ate dinner
  • laughed
  • applied lip gloss

OMG. It’s true. She MUST be pregnant – all signs point to yes! [NY Post]

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