- Jean shorts from Glitter era: check
- Fake ponytail made from the hair of actual pony: check
- Nick Cannon‘s reused engagement ring: check
- Hooker shoes snagged from prop closet of Pretty Woman set: check
- Shiny jacket belonging to flashy toddler: check
- Sunglasses stolen from Jennifer Lopez in 2003: check
Looking like a ridiculous 35-year old slutty ball girl to throw the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan: Tasteless.