TMZ reports this morning that they have seen a recently-discovered “five-minute sex tape showing Tupac receiving oral sex.” Allegedly the five-minute tape documents a 1991 house party featuring “a bunch of groupies,” and during the sex act, “an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips. And it gets even better,” the gossip site reports:
As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops.
We tend to be skeptical of these types of rumors, in absence of evidence available, but we have to admit this story has a significant ring of truth to it. After all, five years later Tupac would make an X-rated music video (with a censored cut for television, of course) for “How Do U Want It.” What we’re more curious about, in this case, is the twenty-year journey the tape has taken before reaching someone who, TMZ reports, “is making plans to release it.” Did the tape get mixed into a bunch of old VHS tapes and sold at a garage sale by a relative of a Digital Underground member? Was it submitted to Death Row Records thanks to its inclusion of an unreleased song, and then copied by an unscrupulous intern or interloper? The world may never know. We welcome your theories, questions, and “Humpty Dance” puns in the comments.
Tupac Sex Tape Surfaces [TMZ]
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