Last Lap: Jet Runs Out Of Fuel

by (@unclegrambo)

JET GROUNDS THEMSELVES
Australian rock revivalists Jet, whose 2004 song “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” came in at #72 on VH1′s list of the Greatest Songs Of The 2000s, have decided to part ways. Their breakup reminds us of their 2006 release of Shine On, which was the subject of one of the greatest album reviews of all-time. [Rolling Stone]

WASTED GIRL MAKES OUT WITH TREE AFTER DOING TOO MANY DRUGS AT ULTRA FESTIVAL
This is EXACTLY the kind of thing that Deadmau5 warned us about! [Crack Beetz]


AZEALIA BANKS CONTINUES HER MAINSTREAM ASCENT
The Harlem rapper is almost certainly going to be one of 2012′s breakout artists, but the fame isn’t going to her head. When asked by GQ about her recent encounters with the likes of Kanye West and Karl Lagerfeld, she replied “It’s cool, but they’re just people. The skies don’t part and glow orange.” [GQ]

THAT SAID, BRITISH KIDS HAVE A THING OR TWO TO SAY ABOUT AZEALIA BANKS
In this semi-delightful, semi-annoying web video, a bunch of British children offer their advice to Azealia. “Practice makes perfect!” [Noisey]

[Photo: Getty Images, GQ]