Brian McKnight Strikes Again With An ‘Anal’ Anthem For Porn Site

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Brian McKnight Writes Anal Song For YouPorn.com Website

We had a feeling this whole Brian McKnight wanting to show women how their “p**** works” thing was only going to get better and better. And by better we mean worse. To thank the website youporn.com for shooting the sales of “If You’re Ready to Learn” through the roof, TMZ reports McKnight wrote an anal anthem for the porn site. You know, as a token of appreciation.

In this totally NSFW clip McKnight sings about big tatas and round derrieres. We’ll spare you all of the details, but our ears are bleeding from this line: “You wanna see some f**king anal, I can get you close enough to smell.” No judgment, but ewwww. We could’ve gone our entire lives without this visual, Mr. McKnight. The song wouldn’t be complete without a nod to the site that has forever changed his career. “Head on over to you porn dot com,” he sings at the end. Is the music industry so tough right now that the veterans are forced to make explicit jingles for porn sites? In this case we’re going to say all exposure isn’t good.

When “If You’re Ready to Learn” hit the ‘net we laughed as it was catchy and funny. But this? The untitled porn anthem makes “IYRTL” look like a Sesame Street sing-along. Mr. McKnight, please, for the sake of the fans you still have left, step away from the studio until you have some material that doesn’t include anything regarding anuses.

Brian McKnight Dropping ‘Anal’ New Song DIRTIER Than ‘P**sy’ Tune [TMZ.com]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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