According to Israeli dubstep producer Borgore “you should’ve learned bitches love cake.” Doesn’t everyone? Miley Cyrus lends her vocals for the DJ’s latest single “Decisions,” which features the singer all caked up. Literally. On a bike, Borgore pedals through the Hollywood streets to deliver a gigantic three tiered cake to what looks like a high society party at Roosevelt Hotel. Obviously the party is packed with women (and men) who love cake.
It’s a rather bizarre party. Folks are dressed up in animal costumes. Borgore is petting a real goat. There’s a working carrousel. And then there’s Miley Cyrus singing, “I wanna eat the whole cake. I’m not sharing, I’m not sharing.” She’s also engaged in a cake fight. She smashes the cake in Borgore’s face, but Borgore spares her by leaving her face cake free. By the end of the night of partying the two chill on the back of the bike with the leaning tower that was once a cake. Dubstep catches a lot of slack for whatever reasons, but we’ll make no qualms about liking “Decisions”–the song and the video. It’s catchy, infectious even. Our “Decisions” only consists of re-watching the lively visual of two young, hot artists living carefree. Now if only we had some cake.