As you might have imagined, Ke$ha‘s newest is full of debauchery, as is her usual neon-heavy style. Instead of unicorns, glitter and James Van Der Beek, this time she’s enlisted a band of spookily attractive dances to writhe around the desert–while K$ poses on a mattress and dances in front of a pentagram. It. Is. Awesome.
Is Ke$ha part of the Illuminati? Is she involved in some sort of witchcraft? Or is she just super trendy? We’ll never truly know, but the new video for Super Earworm “Die Young” features an overwhelming amount of geometry–everything from the magic triangle…
…to the mystical pentagram…
…And all the Seeing Eyes in between:
But don’t worry, “Die Young” isn’t all math! Ke$ha is also writhing around on the World’s Dirtiest-Looking Mattress:
She’s making phone calls on her Windows phone (apparently there’s great service “SOUTH OF THE BORDER”):
Engaging in some serious orgies:
And finally, dying young! In a brave standoff against some cops, just like she promised:
There’s a lesson here! Don’t join a cult that takes you to Mexico. You don’t want to die that young.