Everyone except the 150 media people traveling with Rihanna on her #777tour are brewing with jealousy today. If you’re one of Rihanna’s 26 million Twitter followers, or read any entertainment site on the Internet, you’re aware of the promo Rihanna and her team put together for her 7th album, Unapologetic. VH1 has a front row seat to the 7 days, 7 cities, 7 shows extravaganza; and today Rihanna hopped on the plane to say hello to the press in a way that only Rihanna would. “Theres an emergency. Code 777. Everybody buckle up your seat belts! LETS GET DRUUUNK!” she said over the plane’s intercom.
Before all of the excitement she stopped by Ellen to chat about the usual–what everyone asks Rihanna. Is she dating, does she want kids, her GQ cover and surprise, surprise, sex! Shoutout to Ellen’s team for digging through the archives to find an older interview Ellen did with Bajan beauty during a time she was getting very little action. In the previous interview Rihanna talks about her non-existent personal life. “…which is not good for the long-run, not for me, not for her.” The ‘her’ she’s referring to is her own vagina, which she points to in the clip.
Today, Ellen wanted to check on the status of ‘her’ to find out if anything has changed. “She’s having a little more fun now,” Rihanna said. “Hooray for her!” That was Ellen’s queue to bend down, look directly at Rihanna’s vagina and say, “Good for you. I’m so happy for you.” Thank you Rihanna and Ellen for the highlight of our Hump Day!
Rihanna Returns To The Ellen Show [Rap Radar]
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