You must bow down to Cyndi Lauper. Yes, bow. There will never be a time when “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” won’t be relevant. Sunday night she stepped out for the AMAs looking like a young rockstar. VH1 caught up with the 50-million-records-sold singer to ask if she had any crushes on any of the performers. One thing Cyndi made crystal clear: She ain’t no cougar!
Is it Justin Bieber, or Flo Rida Cyndi’s got her eye on? “They’re a little too young, don’t you think?” she said to VH1. “Isn’t that like against the law?” Nope! It absolutely is not seeing as how both Biebs and Flo are totally legal. A woman who told the world “girls just want to have fun” has no business worrying about something as miniscule as age. For the right young tenderoni we’re sure she’d be a willing participant in a little cougar action. At least that’s what we’re going to tell ourselves.