Ok, so what DMX doesn’t know how to Google his name! And who cares that he doesn’t like the word itself, “What the f— is a Google?” He knows the words to “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer,” and watching him sing it makes everything right in the world.
You haven’t heard “RTRNR” until you’ve heard it sung and rapped by DMX. Seriously, what on the ‘net is better than this? For the first 15 seconds DMX is gentle as he sings the popular Christmas carol. “You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen…” At the 0:20 mark he turns into thee DMX the entertainer. It went from awesome to amazing when he starts beat boxing on the table and rapping the rest of the song. The growling ad-libs are a much better early Christmas gift than the fuzzy sweater your grandma gave you last year. DMX closes out the carol with his infamous “WHAT!”
Excuse us as we replay this 15 more times within the next hour. How can you not love this man?
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