Don’t Let Your Second Hand Smoke Reach Madonna’s Nostrils Or She Will Go Off, Watch For Yourself


Madonna is not here for your second hand smoke. During her outdoor concert in Santiago, Chile on Wednesday Madge had a few choice words for the cigarette puffers once she caught a whiff of the smoke.

Scenario: You’re in Chile and a huge Madonna fan. You’ve paid a nice price for tickets to stand watching her perform songs that will end up on YouTube the same night. But IT’S MADONNA! The day of the show the overcast in the sky is killing your vibe. You hope the rain holds out, but don’t bother dressing super cute just in case. You arrive at the outdoor venue only to be cursed by the weather gods with a downpour of rain. You’re still excited because IT’S MADONNA. To ease your annoyance with the weather conditions you pull out a cigarette. Puff, puff.

You’re pulling away on your tobacco stick and feel great watching Madonna. Puff, puff. The smoke reaches Madonna’s mega-star nostrils. Now she’s pissed. “If you’re going to smoke cigarettes, I’m not doing a show.” Your favorite artist, whom you’re standing in the rain to watch perform, has just threatened to cancel the show over a few smokers who, uh, have the right to smoke. Outside. “You don’t care about me? I don’t care about you. All right? Are we going to play that game? I’m not kidding. I can’t sing if you smoke—Entiendes? You’re looking right at me and smoking cigarettes, like I’m a stupid f—- idiot.”

Your favorite artist has just went HAM over cigarette smoke. There’s an awkward silence. You try to process how you feel about this tantrum. The smoke disappears and the show goes on. The only thing that remains is the ever lasting memory of Madonna going off on fans like they spit in her Kabbalah water.

Madonna Threatens to Cancel Concert Over Smoking Fans [VIBE]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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